Christina's definitions

straight plan for the gay man

Opposite of queer eye for the straight guy

The Metrosexuals are taking over!

by Christina August 13, 2004

banal

as boring as sitting on the toilet with nothing to read.

me: "did you go to the golf tournament today?"
you: "yes,omigosh,it was so BANAL"

by christina November 28, 2004

Ovenable

Whether or not a food item can in fact be cooked in the oven.

Just like the term "microwavable," except oven-style.

"Hey Uncle Al...is that TV Dinner ovenable?"

by Christina November 8, 2004

abfab

mainly asscociated with gay men, abfab is a shortened version of: absolutely fabulous!

That couch is abfab!

by Christina February 13, 2005

rice burner

Any car whose torque specs are less than my lug nuts require.

Any thing that has a fart can which produces such a abnoxious noise it is almost louder than the headers on my 5.7liter honda eater.

by Christina August 15, 2003

Narsted

A synonym for wasted or trashed.

I got totally narsted at the party.

by Christina February 16, 2005

blackican

a person who is half black and half mexican

Lauren is a blackican.

by Christina August 26, 2003