straight plan for the gay man

Opposite of queer eye for the straight guy

The Metrosexuals are taking over!

by Christina August 13, 2004

jrock

Short for "Japanese rock."

see visual kei

Popular mainstream Japanese rock bands would be Glay, L'Arc~en~ciel, Dir en Grey, Malice Mizer and Kagrra.

Popular Japanese indie bands would be +D'espairsray+, Vidoll, Madeth Gray'll, Merry, and Aliene Ma'riage.

by Christina February 21, 2004

juvenile court

A court that you go to if you are a child are under the age of 18 years old .

Sue bet this bitch up so since she is 14 she has to go to juvenile court.

by christina October 07, 2004

kid rock

n. 1 Ordinary generic-looking ugly Redneck 2 Uneducated Trailer Trash Wimp 3 No talent 4 Cannot sing 5 To not wash your hair 6 To not bath in a long time 6 Pam Anderson’s whipped bitch 7 Proof that even ordinary rednecks with no talent can be in the music industry 8 The attempt to sing rap…no wait...country...no, oh yeah...rock... who the fuck knows...9 A mixed up inbred banjo player 10 Farm boy 11 Sheep fucker

Redneck Kid Rock sucks fat cock...

Girl#1 "Hey look, its Kid Rock!"

Girl#2 "Who? Oh yeah, that fucking ugly piece of worthless shit."

by Christina September 04, 2004

Funnyness

something that is very funny

hehe, funnyness!!!!!!!!!!!

by Christina February 26, 2003

Marching Band

1)The greatest extracurricular you can ever join. It's so kickass, and we work so much harder than the damn football team

2)The activity that consumes your summer.

3)Where all the hot guys are.

I have a marching band competition on Saturday. We're going to kick North Penn's ass.

by Christina October 05, 2003

excelcia

meaning the woman's private area. It is more powerful and pretty then vagina, which sounds like a disease.

(insert name) is sucha slut...her excelcius is so loose a whale coud fuck her and he woudnt be able to cum

by Christina January 14, 2004