Christian 's definitions

CeeNiK

The sexiest man on EARTH

by Christian July 16, 2003

Alhambra High School

A high school located in Martinez, california. Heavily divided in half by Cliques. Upper commons- Jocks, Preps, Ghetto people(i.e. Ghetto Filipinos. Lower Campus- Emos, Goths, Stoners, Drama-geeks, Band Geeks, Anime-freaks.

"'hosnap, you go to Alhambra High?"

by Christian March 19, 2005

Jesus

1. An awesome person who sacrificed himself for us, so all you people giving stupid definitions, seriously SHUT UP!! Jesus will forgive you, though.

1. Jesus, who is in fact one of the koolest people i know, well i dont KNOW him, but he's kool.

by Christian May 13, 2005

pwd

This is a UNIX command that means Print Working Directory, has absolutely nothing to do with passwords.

$>pwd
/usr/bin/yourmom
Lists current working directory.....obviously.
HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH PASSWORDS ON A UNIX SYSTEM.

by Christian July 5, 2004

kitschy

Skanky, done in bad taste.

Buying your grandma a 50 inch double-ended leopard/cow print vibrating dildo is EXTREMELY kitschy.

by Christian September 21, 2003

Christian

Christian...she is tired of looking up her name only to find 90% boy results and 10% church results.She is a super artistic and loving and supportive,sweet person but don’t cross her over. She will tell you where you stand with her and make sure you know. She is a silly person and loves her friends.She gets attention but doesn’t want it all the time either

Person:oh I don’t like that girl
Christian:haha no one asked...

by Christian February 4, 2018

Aunt Boomerang

A strange Austrailian woman, with magical powers. Often has a lisp, may be seen using the words "Bonza Sweetie" Stay well away. Has latley been made into a cbbc program.

"fuck me dude... U cath last nights episode of Aunt Boomerang??"
"yeah, was Bonnnzzzzzaaaaaaaa"
"ahhaha wicked! BONNZZAAAAAA"
"BONZZZAAAAAAA"
"Ooof"

by Christian October 3, 2003