by Chris.G April 14, 2011
Ross: This arena is bigger than the old one.
Morgan: Not much bigger.
Ross: It is bigger.
Morgan: Barely, hardly enough to notice.
Ross: It's definitely bigger!
Morgan: But NOT MUCH bigger!
Chris: Uhhh, guys? You're in violent agreement.
Morgan: Not much bigger.
Ross: It is bigger.
Morgan: Barely, hardly enough to notice.
Ross: It's definitely bigger!
Morgan: But NOT MUCH bigger!
Chris: Uhhh, guys? You're in violent agreement.
by Chris.G July 31, 2010
When a person involved in a local theater project acts like a diva and disappears when there's work to be done, or skips out on rehearsals.
Andrew: Does anyone know where Billy is? We need to haul this heavy gear into the theater.
Chris: I saw him earlier, but it's just like him to divappear on cue. He probably fucked off to get a coffee.
Chris: I saw him earlier, but it's just like him to divappear on cue. He probably fucked off to get a coffee.
by Chris.G November 02, 2011
Holly: Do you want some popcorn?
Chris: I'll do you one better! Let's take this bacon fat and pop up some bacorn!
Chris: I'll do you one better! Let's take this bacon fat and pop up some bacorn!
by Chris.G November 02, 2010
I had to unfriend Brad because he liked EVERYTHING I posted on Facebook. It got really annoying. He was a goddamned Like Man.
by Chris.G December 29, 2011
Chris decided to throw caution to the wind that warm Friday night. He stripped down to nothing, grabbed a pool noodle and jumped into the lake for some noodleshafting.
by Chris.G July 16, 2010
A new form of poetry, that is similar to Haiku, but doesn't have the same 5-7-5 syllabic structure. Spamkus are made up of random sentences generated to foil email spam detectors. They consist of three unrelated phrases and must originate within spam; therefore, they're entirely computer generated poetry.
Morgan: Why do I keep getting spammed by this website?
Chris: It's cuz they're using a spamku. It confuses your anti-spam software.
Sample Spamkus:
I'm so sorry, dread woods.
Women need money editions.
Samuel Pickwick firmly and hurried into tears.
Hi, earth--one entries. Here is Spencer.
Crazy quick sex merest.
Mother of punch was even more.
I'm sure it will come off, leather-leggings dreams.
Steamy hardcore movies derbies.
Skimpin with whom the same time.
Chris: It's cuz they're using a spamku. It confuses your anti-spam software.
Sample Spamkus:
I'm so sorry, dread woods.
Women need money editions.
Samuel Pickwick firmly and hurried into tears.
Hi, earth--one entries. Here is Spencer.
Crazy quick sex merest.
Mother of punch was even more.
I'm sure it will come off, leather-leggings dreams.
Steamy hardcore movies derbies.
Skimpin with whom the same time.
by Chris.G January 18, 2011