Chris from Vancouver's definitions

knopfler

Short for Mark Knopfler, the greatest living musician/lyricist/vocalist.

He's still the man.

Dire Straits front man was Mark Knopfler, and god did he ever rock out. Smooth as silk.

by Chris from Vancouver May 5, 2006

big deal

You have two cows. One is shot, the other is stolen.

This is a big deal.

L1: Holy shitsworth, that dude just swiped my last mofalkin cow!!!

L2: Big deal.

by Chris from Vancouver August 6, 2006

sad fuck

A little less than sex, a little more than nothing.

Julia and Charles had a sad fuck together over the long weekend. They both cried before, during, and after the act -- but only in their insides!

by Chris from Vancouver August 6, 2006

Sexx0rz

leetspeak for: sex (verb)

I need to sexx0rz that hot chick with the webcam.

by Chris from Vancouver August 6, 2006

megasex

A big dick, a creamy vagina -- megasex.

Chris and Courtney had severe megasex last night.

by Chris from Vancouver August 6, 2006

travis

Best band in the world, circa 2003. From Edinburgh, Scotland.

Side is my favorite Travis single.

by Chris from Vancouver August 8, 2006

snob

A person who displays aloofness in the presense of inferior beings.

Everyone hates a snob, because everyone knows a snob is better than them... and as Nietzsche wrote, virtue itself is offensive.

by Chris from Vancouver August 11, 2006