total fag

The epitome of loserdom. The lamest of the lame. Pure weak sauce.

God... that guy is a total fag.

by Chris from Vancouver January 15, 2009

come fuck me boots

These are articles worn by a party not at all interested in fucking. They are warning lights: stay away -- too hot. Do not touch with a 10-inch penis. Et cet er a.

"She was wearing black fuck-me pumps"

She looked hot.

"The example doesn't use the word come fuck me boots"

by Chris from Vancouver December 07, 2006

shitergy

Perjorative form of 'synergy', as popularized by the website defamer.com

A McDonalds and Fox News merger would be quite the example of corporate shitergy.

by Chris from Vancouver January 08, 2005

ginch

The area between the genitals and the anus.

Some call it a taint, I call it a ginch.

by Chris from Vancouver October 01, 2006

megasex

A big dick, a creamy vagina -- megasex.

Chris and Courtney had severe megasex last night.

by Chris from Vancouver August 06, 2006

Dire Straits

The most useful way to divide the body of music created by man, is into Dire Straits, and non-Dire Straits.

Once you've learned to appreciate the subtely and refinement of Knopfler and company, every other artist pales in comparsion.

Eric Clapton has admitted an inferiority complex because of Knopfler's majestic guitar stylings.

Dire Straits: will there ever be a better band?

"Dire Straits is the only band that plays like an organic whole" -- Bob Dylan.

by Chris from Vancouver July 07, 2005

big deal

You have two cows. One is shot, the other is stolen.

This is a big deal.

L1: Holy shitsworth, that dude just swiped my last mofalkin cow!!!

L2: Big deal.

by Chris from Vancouver August 06, 2006