Chris Ridsdill's definitions

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

Best ... Arnie ... Line ... EVER!

"WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO?" - Arnold Schwarzenneger

by Chris Ridsdill November 26, 2003

Yer Mum

One annoying line invented by Tony Walsh (aka TDW) which was variation of yo mamma but with an British style to it. It also makes you feel like an idiot saying it as well.

Also managed to appear on Kerrang's Trash Idol.

Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum!

by Chris Ridsdill November 21, 2003

grease

Grease is a word, not THE word.

"Grease is a word, not THE word."

by Chris Ridsdill February 23, 2004

fj5

The only keys on the keyboard f, j and 5 that have some line mark below their letter.

Why f, j and 5 though?

by Chris Ridsdill February 3, 2004

Beagle 2

Lost in Mars

R.I.P. Beagle 2

by Chris Ridsdill February 27, 2004

Kwyjibo

A big, dumb, balding North-American ape with no chin and a short temper.

Also see Id

"Uh-oh! Kwyjibo on the loose!"

by Chris Ridsdill February 26, 2004

smrt

Homer Simpson's spelling of smart

I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T!

by Chris Ridsdill February 27, 2004