Chris Ridsdill's definitions

Five

Formally Channel 5, now called Five. Still has rubbish shows though.

"Channel 5 is a name, Five is a brand" - Guys who run Five

"Channel 5 was rubbish, Five makes no difference." - Me

by Chris Ridsdill December 8, 2003

smrt

Homer Simpson's spelling of smart

I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T!

by Chris Ridsdill February 27, 2004

µ

The coefficient of friction.

A frictional force is equal to µ multiplied by the normal reactive force.

by Chris Ridsdill March 24, 2004

yes

Car credit.

"Can I get cheaper car loans?"
"Yes! You could!"

by Chris Ridsdill March 22, 2004

harry hill

Hilarious comedian and host of TV Burp on ITV which is one of the best shows they have except it's on a bad timeslot which everyone in the UK can't see.

Great show ... why screw it ITV?

by Chris Ridsdill February 25, 2004

1010011010

666 in Binary

See also 29A

"Beware 1010011010! The number of the devil!"
"Huh?"

by Chris Ridsdill January 28, 2007

Kwyjibo

A big, dumb, balding North-American ape with no chin and a short temper.

Also see Id

"Uh-oh! Kwyjibo on the loose!"

by Chris Ridsdill February 26, 2004