to pull a Jon

Excessive masturbation as to cause extreme and permanent pain in one's spinal column. Serious cases can lead to imobility and possibly impotency.

Josef was unable to play basketball, since he pulled a Jon last night.

by Chris April 19, 2005

pinky

A hot girl (or guy) is a "pinky" if you'd give your pinky toe to get with her (or him) for a night. Courtesy of Matty Metcalfe.

Yo, check out the pinky in the Kangol that just walked in.

by chris March 30, 2005

Trigger Happy T.V.

The British version of the MTV show Jackass...This show is better because the pranks and stunts are pulled on spectators and people of the public with no notice of what is occuring

AIRS ON COMEDY CENTRAL WEEKNIGHTS AT 8:00 pm Eastern Time...Watch it!!!

by Chris June 26, 2003

Moron

Intelligence Quotient Scale:

Moron = 50-69

Imbecile = 30-49

Idiot = 29 & below

If you are calling someone a moron, you are actually saying the person is not an imbecile, since they are smarter than than that.

by Chris November 01, 2004

blart

When you fart and spray shit everywhere.

Chris blarted and now I have brown walls.

by Chris February 27, 2005

K800

Superb play of the Valve game Half Life 2 and its mods, mainly Counter Strike : Source.

"Wow , whos that 1337 player owning us"
"It has to be K800"

by Chris February 28, 2005

brunch music

Soft electronica with breezy lyrics about relationships. It's often enjoyed by yuppies and guppies on lazy Sunday afternoons. Best exemplified by artists like Dido, Everything but the Girl and Portishead.

"Hey girl, what's this you're listening to?"
"It's the new CD by Dido. It's great brunch music."

by chris January 18, 2004