A type of shit you take in ultimate privacy and comfort after having to consume and digest excessive amounts of food or melted cheese. The feeling having to unload the shit is so refreshing and heavenly (hence the name "Heavenly shit") that it usually has you sitting on the toilet for more than 10 minutes at least.
"After the buffet, I took a heavenly shit."
"I feel so much lighter now that I took a heavenly shit!"
"I feel so much lighter now that I took a heavenly shit!"
by Chris's_Zen May 05, 2013
by Chris's_Zen May 04, 2013
The cycle (usually once or twice a day) of checking all social networking sites that you are registered to usually to reply, respond, and be up-to-date of things.
John went on a social networking sites cycle, checking his Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and MySpace only to find out that he had no new messages.
by Chris's_Zen May 05, 2013
A post (or a picture) that shows a relatable problem, experience, or encounter that are generally shared through Facebook, Instagram, and Tumblr.
*Kelly, being bored or homework over the break, scrolls through Tumblr and finds a post that reads 'When teachers assign homework over break'*
Kelly: What a relatable post!
Kelly: What a relatable post!
by Chris's_Zen May 04, 2013
Used before a descriptive past experience that targets typical teenagers and are sometimes relatable to. Inserting an adjective before "moment" specifies what type of moment it is.
1.) that moment when you can't feel your cell phone in your pocket.
2.) that awkward moment when your best friend gets yelled at and you're just standing there...
3.) that awesome moment when you get moved right next to your best friend in consequence of violating the classroom's rules.
2.) that awkward moment when your best friend gets yelled at and you're just standing there...
3.) that awesome moment when you get moved right next to your best friend in consequence of violating the classroom's rules.
by Chris's_Zen May 05, 2013
by Chris's_Zen May 20, 2013
"That girl with the nice body has a nice fatkini!"
"Hey, do you sell fatkinis?"
"What?"
"Do you sell fatkinis? Bikinis for plus-szied women?"
"This is Abercrombie & Fitch, girl, of course we don't."
"Hey, do you sell fatkinis?"
"What?"
"Do you sell fatkinis? Bikinis for plus-szied women?"
"This is Abercrombie & Fitch, girl, of course we don't."
by Chris's_Zen May 25, 2013