Chris's_Zen's definitions

boob twerk

To work one's upper breasts in a calm, seductive manner with intent to cause sexual arousal.

"Hey girl, can you boob twerk for me?" ;)
"Sure"

by Chris's_Zen May 19, 2013

countertroll

When you avoid a troll's trollish act (or taking it deep) and countering it by successfully trolling him/her back. This action is hard to pull off.

Student: *sitting in classroom with a female teacher and other students*

*The female teacher starts reminiscing about her past*
Teacher: "Back in my day my friends used to call me shortstuff cuz I'm short."

Student's troll comment: "I wonder how long ago that was?"

*Whole classroom laughs*

Teacher's countertroll comment: "I don't know, why don't you ask your father?"

Classroom: You just got countertrolled!

by Chris's_Zen May 5, 2013

fatkini

A bikini that is for plus-sized women.

"That girl with the nice body has a nice fatkini!"

"Hey, do you sell fatkinis?"
"What?"
"Do you sell fatkinis? Bikinis for plus-szied women?"
"This is Abercrombie & Fitch, girl, of course we don't."

by Chris's_Zen May 24, 2013

social networking sites cycle

The cycle (usually once or twice a day) of checking all social networking sites that you are registered to usually to reply, respond, and be up-to-date of things.

John went on a social networking sites cycle, checking his Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and MySpace only to find out that he had no new messages.

by Chris's_Zen May 4, 2013

one hell of a

Used to emphasize the exaggeration of a noun to a positive extent. Other variations include: "one heck of a", "heck of a", or "hell of a".

"That Lamborghini is one hell of car!"

"This is one heck of a job to clean up."

"You're one hell of a kid!"

by Chris's_Zen May 5, 2013

bodyshots

To engage in a friendly fist fight where the hits are take below the head and above the waist. Usually lasts a short time.

"Hey Juan, wanna go bodyshots?"

"Isaiah went bodyshotting with Chris last night, nothing more then bruises on them."

by Chris's_Zen May 25, 2013

that moment when

Used before a descriptive past experience that targets typical teenagers and are sometimes relatable to. Inserting an adjective before "moment" specifies what type of moment it is.

1.) that moment when you can't feel your cell phone in your pocket.
2.) that awkward moment when your best friend gets yelled at and you're just standing there...
3.) that awesome moment when you get moved right next to your best friend in consequence of violating the classroom's rules.

by Chris's_Zen May 4, 2013