Chode Slapper's definitions

pooplet

A small bit of poo left after a flush.

Maryann was eager to get to the coffee shop she forgot to second flush that pooplet to hell

by Chode Slapper January 25, 2010

Chinger

A finger resembling a chode, ie the finger is fatter than it is tall

Dude check out the chingers on that fella, he could block a goatse with one of them!

by Chode Slapper January 31, 2010

McChode

A scottish chode

Did you check out that McChode on Tavish McCluger? Why would you use a urinal with something like that?

by Chode Slapper January 27, 2010

Chode mash

Adding chode butter to a serving of mashed potatoes and then serving them to your enemy

Jack served a dish of chode mash to the man who stole his girlfriend.

by Chode Slapper January 19, 2010

Land a jumbo jet

A person whose eyes are so far apart that you can land a jumbo jet on her face.

Kate Moss has a face you can land a jumbo jet on, SJP has the nose in which to pull it up!

by Chode Slapper January 21, 2010

Chode Flambe

When igniting anal gasses the flame attaches itself to the chode butter causing a near case of spontaneous human combustion

Laughter erupted around the room when Uncle Bob's attempt at lighting a fart turned into a chode flambe. Aunt May managed to light her cigarette from the flame

by Chode Slapper January 21, 2010

Chodo

An unpopular vegetable resembling the choko but is wider than it is tall. Can either be skimmed on the water as a missile weapon or used as a flavour enhancer

Macca's apple pies are chocked full of chodos you know - said the snot nosed git

by Chode Slapper January 21, 2010