Chode mash

Adding chode butter to a serving of mashed potatoes and then serving them to your enemy

Jack served a dish of chode mash to the man who stole his girlfriend.

by Chode Slapper January 19, 2010

pooplet

A small bit of poo left after a flush.

Maryann was eager to get to the coffee shop she forgot to second flush that pooplet to hell

by Chode Slapper January 25, 2010

Land a jumbo jet

A person whose eyes are so far apart that you can land a jumbo jet on her face.

Kate Moss has a face you can land a jumbo jet on, SJP has the nose in which to pull it up!

by Chode Slapper January 21, 2010

McChode

A scottish chode

Did you check out that McChode on Tavish McCluger? Why would you use a urinal with something like that?

by Chode Slapper January 27, 2010

Chinger

A finger resembling a chode, ie the finger is fatter than it is tall

Dude check out the chingers on that fella, he could block a goatse with one of them!

by Chode Slapper January 31, 2010

Chode Flambe

When igniting anal gasses the flame attaches itself to the chode butter causing a near case of spontaneous human combustion

Laughter erupted around the room when Uncle Bob's attempt at lighting a fart turned into a chode flambe. Aunt May managed to light her cigarette from the flame

by Chode Slapper January 21, 2010

Chodesmith

A person specialising in the unlocking of the chode key from the lock of delight.

Danielle had to call a chodesmith when the man she was screwing got stuck in her twilight surprise

by Chode Slapper January 21, 2010