20 definitions by ChipSlap

Afronym

An Afronym is the Ebonics equivalent of an English word.

The Afronym for "Person" is "Muffucker," as in the sentence:
I told that muffucker to stop dat shit.

by ChipSlap February 1, 2005

imaginary friend

For Christians, is Jesus.
For Muslims, is Allah.
For Jews, is Jehovah.
For Zaroastrians, is Ahura-Mazda.

Q: What's the difference between a Christian and a Five-year-old child?

A: A Five-year-old child doesn't insist that his imaginary friend is King of the Universe.

by ChipSlap August 20, 2006

Subvehicularization

To throw someone "under the bus" -- metaphorically or otherwise.

The first time Jeremiah Wright messed up, Obama didn't throw him under the bus. But when he couldn't shut his damn mouth, Barack committed subvehicularization.

by ChipSlap July 23, 2008

bring out the gimp

Verb. To make an already strange/creepy/outrageous situation much more so. From Tarantino's Pulp Fiction. After Ving Rhames and Bruce Willis were captured at the pawn shop; the two crackers brought out a ball-gagged, leather-clad prisoner--and things got really wierd.

Past tense: Brought out the gimp.

Things were already pretty fucked-up at Abu Ghraib, but then Grainer and England decided to bring out the gimp by arranging a naked man pile.

by ChipSlap January 17, 2007

ABU

All Bonged Up - Something that is screwed up in a silly, unnecessary, or ridiculous fashion.

Man, all of the mice died, his experiment is ABU.

by ChipSlap August 7, 2007

Muffucker

Muffucker is the afronym of the English word "Person"

I hate dat muffucker!

by ChipSlap February 1, 2005