ChipSlap's definitions

spag

The liquid a tobacco chewer spits out while using chewing tobacco.

That muffucker dumped his spag cup on me!

by ChipSlap February 1, 2005

BevHo

A woman who gets much easier when drunk, which she does a lot.

That bitch gave her ass up for me last weekend after I bought her 6 cosmos, she's a BevHo.

by ChipSlap September 30, 2005

Chocolate Napoleon

This advanced sexual prank is begun by fucking a midget up the ass. This loosens the sphincter to the point where you can fist them, getting feces on your hand. You then resume your penile penetration while holding your soiled hand on the middle of your partner's chest, leaving a hand-shaped stain of feces on the midget's sternum.

I went to Pimlico last night and met a jockey at the turf club. I took her home and couldn't pass up the chance to give her the Chocolate Napoleon.

by ChipSlap February 28, 2005

Arafat

To semi-consciously linger in a slow and public death, much as Arafat himself did in late 2004.

I'll bet the Pope really Arafats it out when he goes.

Grandpa Arafatted all of his money away to the nursing home.

by ChipSlap February 1, 2005

Krimm

To accidentally spill a messy liquid on oneself, generally while eating. The spill will usually be a very different color from the garment upon which it is spilled, allowing for maximun visibility.

I Krimmed my shirt while eating Vietnamese noodles at Hong Ha.

by ChipSlap March 7, 2005

wipke

To refuse to take sick time from work when one needs it, resulting in communication of the disease-causing microbe to unaware colleagues.

Usually accompanied by the mistaken attitude that one is indispensible at work.

I'm sick because my boss is a Wipke.

by ChipSlap February 3, 2005