ChipSlap's definitions

fuckshow

The highest level of absolute fiasco. An event or process where NOTHING goes right.

The war in Iraq is a total fuckshow.

by ChipSlap February 1, 2005

Arafat

To semi-consciously linger in a slow and public death, much as Arafat himself did in late 2004.

I'll bet the Pope really Arafats it out when he goes.

Grandpa Arafatted all of his money away to the nursing home.

by ChipSlap February 1, 2005

Schnitzel Bitch

Used by American servicemen stationed in Germany to refer to German women, especially the women who frequent the same clubs and bars as American servicemen.

I tore that schnitzel bitch up last night.

One of those schnitzel bitches gave me the clap, now I got drippy dick.

by ChipSlap February 2, 2005

wipke

To refuse to take sick time from work when one needs it, resulting in communication of the disease-causing microbe to unaware colleagues.

Usually accompanied by the mistaken attitude that one is indispensible at work.

I'm sick because my boss is a Wipke.

by ChipSlap February 3, 2005

Pjorn

Swedish Porn. Especially that made by Private before it became widely available in the rest of the world.

Let's go to the video store and get some pjorn.

by ChipSlap February 22, 2005

Chocolate Napoleon

This advanced sexual prank is begun by fucking a midget up the ass. This loosens the sphincter to the point where you can fist them, getting feces on your hand. You then resume your penile penetration while holding your soiled hand on the middle of your partner's chest, leaving a hand-shaped stain of feces on the midget's sternum.

I went to Pimlico last night and met a jockey at the turf club. I took her home and couldn't pass up the chance to give her the Chocolate Napoleon.

by ChipSlap February 28, 2005