Definitions by Chimp Chimp The Monkey Pimp

wrist violins 

to "play" them is to practice Phlebotomy, or to cut oneself

I saw some girl playing the wrist violins in the back of Hot Topic.

wrist violins by Chimp Chimp The Monkey Pimp June 13, 2005

toad licker

A person who loves getting stoned so much that they would do any thing (such as licking a toad; popular in the '60s) to get high.

Yo, that ho is such a toad licker, that she'd lick crack of my balls if i put it there

toad licker by Chimp Chimp the Monkey Pimp June 18, 2004

Only on Tuesdays 

A prase to be said to confuse people when asked if you are something derroghitory and/or bad

When asked if he was gay, Feir replied, "Only on Tuesdays."

Only on Tuesdays by Chimp Chimp the Monkey Pimp June 18, 2004

gehorgenstiflestog 

an exclamation of a man after he has been slapped for 3 hours straight by chipmunks wearing tutu's in July while riding in a Voltswagon Beetle with the radio on 104.7 FM at 6:00 in the morning

"GEHORGENSTIFLESTOG" cried the man in the silk pajamas!

gehorgenstiflestog by Chimp Chimp the Monkey Pimp June 18, 2004

Onion Ring Woman

Dreaded cousin of the equally dreadful Mashed Potato Man. Created when two employees of a fast food chain mate. Often seen wearing dull brownish-yellowish clothes and a BK hat. Also see French Fry Man

Did you know Isaac is married to an Onion Ring Woman?!?

Onion Ring Woman by Chimp Chimp the Monkey Pimp June 18, 2004

French Fry Man

Dreaded cousin of the equally dreadful Mashed Potato Man. Comes to life when two employees of a fast food chain mate. Often seen wearing bright orange clothes and hats with yellow M's on them.

The evil French Fry Man Lurks around every corner of every street! Beware!

French Fry Man by Chimp Chimp the Monkey Pimp June 18, 2004

Chimp Chimp the Monkey Pimp 

A Pimped-out Monkey with a Fly ride and sick bling bling that lives in the Jungles of Laz Vegas and gets many monkey chicks every night

I saw Chimp Chimp the Monkey Pimp and some monkey girl out in a limo last night.

Chimp Chimp the Monkey Pimp by Chimp Chimp the Monkey Pimp June 18, 2004