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2nd Girlfriend

When a guy's best friend (typically a man) is still so close to the guy while he has had a girlfriend for a while that he has to be just as tentative to his friend. Often this friend ends up making the girlfriend the 3rd wheel when we go out
I swear Trent and I were having such a great time at the mall until his 2nd girlfriend made me the third wheel when they started talking about fantasy football
by Childish Bambino October 11, 2018
mugGet the 2nd Girlfriendmug.

LITMMO

Live In The Motherfucking Moment. This phrase is used for those are too busy taking photos or videos a concert instead of actually jamming to the artist's beats.
Yo Cassie you've taken like a million photos, LITMMO and actually jam to Skrillex dropping this beat!
by Childish Bambino March 30, 2017
mugGet the LITMMOmug.

Sexpert

one who is an expert at sex.
thank god my older bro gave me the best pointers on how to go down on a girl, he's the greatest sexpert anyone could ask for!
by Childish Bambino December 6, 2018
mugGet the Sexpertmug.

negafive

when autocorrect mistakenly corrects negative to negafive, putting a positive sound to the word negative
I hope your covid test comes out negafive!
by Childish Bambino January 16, 2022
mugGet the negafivemug.

Bleached Asshole

someone who looks innocent but is an asshole behind the scenes
Homelander America's hero is actually a bleached asshole
by Childish Bambino June 21, 2022
mugGet the Bleached Assholemug.

Parseltongue

A reference from Harry Potter for having the ability to talk to snakes. This reference is used when someone has mastered the art of not just giving a good blowjob, but giving the best blowjob ever!
Man, Becky legitimately gave the best head ever! I don't know how she made my head spin like that, but damn she must've known parseltongue.
by Childish Bambino December 6, 2018
mugGet the Parseltonguemug.

HO-lodex

your list of matches and suitors on tinder, bumble, and dating apps in general. it's similar to having a rolodex at work, but for your hos and booty calls.
Bruh, the holidays are the best time of year for building up your HO-lodex. Chicks be thirsty for that D.
by Childish Bambino December 17, 2018
mugGet the HO-lodexmug.

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