Definitions by Childish Bambino

Bleached Asshole 

someone who looks innocent but is an asshole behind the scenes

Homelander America's hero is actually a bleached asshole

Bleached Asshole by Childish Bambino June 21, 2022

negafive 

when autocorrect mistakenly corrects negative to negafive, putting a positive sound to the word negative

I hope your covid test comes out negafive!

negafive by Childish Bambino January 16, 2022

Profile Prowler 

one who obsessively stalks profiles on social media, especially facebook and instagram

Ted: damn, bro, I just saw that my ex liked a photo from page 10 of my pictures!!!
Greg: hah, what a scrub, looks like she's quite the profile prowler.

Profile Prowler by Childish Bambino May 1, 2019

HO-lodex 

your list of matches and suitors on tinder, bumble, and dating apps in general. it's similar to having a rolodex at work, but for your hos and booty calls.

Bruh, the holidays are the best time of year for building up your HO-lodex. Chicks be thirsty for that D.

HO-lodex by Childish Bambino December 17, 2018

Sexpert 

one who is an expert at sex.

thank god my older bro gave me the best pointers on how to go down on a girl, he's the greatest sexpert anyone could ask for!

Sexpert by Childish Bambino December 6, 2018

Parseltongue 

A reference from Harry Potter for having the ability to talk to snakes. This reference is used when someone has mastered the art of not just giving a good blowjob, but giving the best blowjob ever!

Man, Becky legitimately gave the best head ever! I don't know how she made my head spin like that, but damn she must've known parseltongue.

Parseltongue by Childish Bambino December 6, 2018

Merman Theory 

a theory that a man, no matter how unattractive he may seem at first, he will eventually look beautiful to you if you see him every day all day.

Based on the theory that sailors used to spend months at sea and started to slowly see manatees turn into mermen.

Alexa: omg Cody is kind of a badass.

Anya: Are you nuts?! He's no Khal Drogo or Jason Mamoa. It's probably just Merman Theory. You guys work every shift together at the hospital.

Merman Theory by Childish Bambino October 20, 2018