monkey chomper

The monkey chomper is a sexual act in which, while fornicating, the male bites down (chomps) on a woman's throat, slicing into her jugular vein. Then while she is lying there bleeding to death, he poops in his hand and flings the feces at her, like a monkey.

I was feeling kinky last night, so I performed a monkey chomper.

by chigglywiggly August 16, 2010

Monroe Community College

A community college located in Monroe County, New York. Sometimes called MCC and 13th grade (by dissenters).

I went to Monroe Community College.

by ChigglyWiggly May 09, 2007

teh lulz

The reason why people try to be funny. They want teh lulz.

Bobby: Did you hear about the mattress tester who was fired? He stayed awake on the job.

Andy: lol lol lol

Billy: lol lol lol

Alex: lol lol lol

Bobby: Yay! I got teh lulz!

by Chigglywiggly September 11, 2009

gayer than gay

Gayer than gay is when something is pretty freakin' queer.

It's gayer than the Wiggles.
It's gayer than 1000 hugs in a handbag.
It's gayer than a handbag full of rainbows.
It's gayer than male hairstylists.

Oh yeah...it's gay.

Oh my gosh, Jimmy has a lifesized blow up doll of Michael Bolton.

That is gayer than gay.

by Chigglywiggly March 13, 2009

SYFM

Short for "shut your fat mouth".

CrZyLdy77: omg! i just got tix to see fall out boy!1!
MUNKYchick12: no way! SYFM!!!
CrZyLdy77: no, rlly!!!!!!!!!1!

by ChigglyWiggly May 09, 2007

Winger

The most hardcore heavy metal band of all-time, Winger is well-known as being 1000 times better than Metallica.

Trent: Hey Steve, look at this cool new Metallica CD I bought!

Steve: You idiot, Winger is better than that. I have all of their CDs.

by chigglywiggly August 16, 2010

Aldo Nova

Aldo Nova is the stage name for Aldo Caporuscio, who was born on November 13, 1956. He is Canadian musician/singer who is most popular for his two songs, "Fantasy" and "Foolin' Yourself".

Wow, I'd never heard of Aldo Nova before, but he's not too bad...

by chigglywiggly January 17, 2007