Chester's definitions

pasadena mudslide

This happens when you leave a windy shit between the breasts of a woman while you straddle her neck for a blowjob. (A close cousin to the Cleveland Steamer.)

Unfortunately this wasn't possible on Ridgly but Baily did well.

by Chester January 11, 2005

peanut butter and jelly sandwich

Shit on a woman's snatch during menstruation. Proceed to munch. Mmmm Mmmm Nasty! (Crunchy or smooth...depending on what you've been eating.)

Need I say more about this def?

by Chester January 11, 2005

resusate

When a girl is asleep, carefully open her mouth so that she doesn't awake. Then, squat over her face and carefully place your shit hole on her lips. When the time is right, you let rip the biggest baddest fart ever known to man and see if it wakes her up. Great fun during those long sleepless nights.

This one made Ridgly pass out

by Chester January 11, 2005

snuff

Otherwise known as "the snuff", Lovingly fuck the shit out of your virgin or ragging girlfriend and wipe your bloody member across her face. Take a couple Polaroids, show them to your friends, and brag that you're a snuff film superstar.

Anyone want the pictures?

by Chester January 11, 2005

hunter gatherer

You and your partner defecate while 69ing. Pretty much self-explanatory after that.

Need I say more about this deff?

by Chester January 11, 2005

The B & R

See IILF to further understand who B & R are.

The B & R sandwich is good cookin. mmmm

by Chester January 11, 2005

sarcast

Someone who is sarcastic.

You're such a sarcast! I should thrash you to death with a wiffel ball bat.

by Chester May 13, 2005