Chester's definitions

sherardo

One who enters into a new environment without taking the time to learn any of the social rules of the place. Then they promptly make pretty much every social gaff you can imagine this side of shitting on the dinner table.

I work with a complete sherardo

by Chester January 13, 2003

scrrrrrrrrrr

This is an onomatopoeia. It is the high pitched sound your car makes when you accelerate through at turn at too great a speed.

scrrrrrrrrrr (high pitched)

by Chester November 26, 2006

pasadena mudslide

This happens when you leave a windy shit between the breasts of a woman while you straddle her neck for a blowjob. (A close cousin to the Cleveland Steamer.)

Unfortunately this wasn't possible on Ridgly but Baily did well.

by Chester January 11, 2005

crap snapper

a person/thing that enjoys snatching and breaking poo in half.

"damn that guy is a crap snapper"

by chester November 29, 2003

ginourmous

expansive, vast, large beyond belief.

Holy shit!! THAT is Steve's girlfriend?? She's so fuckin ginourmous even the dudes at IHOP would be like 'daaayyyyymmmm!'

by Chester October 1, 2003

tossed

A nice mix of drunk and high, where you frequently feel compelled to flap your limbs around languidly. And lots of jumping, yeah, jumping.

That kid is tossed. I think he's gonna fall off the roof.

by chester January 29, 2004

mangled

A state once achieved by Lucious the Great. It requires tripping on acid, then slowly drinking a half a case of beer over the course of the evening, then smoking a lot of pot. It usually produces a facial expression resembling near-death or being under the influence of strong anesthetics.

That kid is mangled... he should probably go to sleep before he hurts himself...

by chester January 29, 2004