Definitions by Chernorizets Hrabr

target 

Target is what Wal*Mart would be if it were run by Stalin. There's always at least 4 undercover security guards leering over you in aisles with items over 10 dollars in them. They might be inconspicuous if it weren't for the walky-talkies on their belts and the fact that they're in the store all day. The entrance is also manned by a 200 pound security guard in full uniform who looks more like someone from the National Guard, staring at all passers-by with arms folded and a tough-guy scowl. This gives Target a less friendly image than Wal*mart and is therefore a bit less popular, though the usefulness of such security makes up for what Wal*Mart loses from shoplifting and paying for the medical bills of the 90 year-old lady by the door whose hip was broken by teenagers trying to make off with a DVD player and a paintball gun.

The difference between Wal*Mart and Target is that you'll barely ever see any punk kids hanging out in front of a Target, because they get roughed up.

target by Chernorizets Hrabr August 5, 2004

new found glory 

Band with the worst lead singer of all time.

The lead singer of New Found Glory sounds like Simon from "Alvin and the Chipmunks" after getting kicked in the balls by a mule.

new found glory by Chernorizets Hrabr August 2, 2004

nu-metal 

The vast majority of bad music you hear on the radio. Consists of heavy guitars (sometimes too heavy causing different octaves to become indistinguishable), and a usually a screaming/rapping lead singer. A good population of today's shittiest bands are lumped into the nu-metal category, such as Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, Nickelback, Puddle of Mudd, 3 Doors Down and Slipknot. Currently there are only two good nu-Metal bands in existence, System of a Down (though most would not call them nu-metal simply because it's become more of a stigma than a genre) and Ill Nino, and most would agree with these choices.

Nu-metal suffers from a lack of originality... and often talent.

nu-metal by Chernorizets Hrabr August 2, 2004

moon burn 

What Irish people and goths get when they go out at night, because they're just that pale. Even the moonlight is too intense for them.

"Can't we perform our dark ritual inside? I'll get moon burned!"

moon burn by Chernorizets Hrabr July 19, 2004

flaggot 

Members of the school colorguard that feel the need to get involved in at least one extra-cirricular but don't have any particular talents.

People who are only good at playing Pokemon cards and join colorguard are such flaggots.

flaggot by Chernorizets Hrabr July 19, 2004

New Jersey 

Should seperate North Jersey and South Jersey into two different states, because many things about them are totally different.

South Jersey: Home of wannabe-Italians, suburbs, overwhelming white majority, farmland, lots of Philly influence (more Flyers fans here than in Philly), close proximity of convenience stores, Pine Barrens, tourist attractions, popular beaches, AC, malls.

North Jersey: Everything in Jersey that was cool about 30 years ago (Asbury Park, Hoboken, etc), more racially diverse, urban, older-looking than South Jersey, lots of New York influence, high pollution, and the stereotypical nasal accent... overall, just looks more depressing.

Most insults directed at New Jersey apply only to North Jersey.

New Jersey by Chernorizets Hrabr July 15, 2004

coke 

Superior to Pepsi when in a bottle, inferior to Pepsi when in a can.

People that hate Pepsi but love coke should be shot, because they're not different enough for you to be able to care that much.

coke by Chernorizets Hrabr July 7, 2004