Chernorizets Hrabr's definitions

Hilton Sisters

Like the Olsen Twins, but with even more crack, and even less credentials.

The only two people in the world who are more undeserving of their wealth than the Osbourne children are the Hilton Sisters.

by Chernorizets Hrabr November 26, 2004

Yuengling

Along with Sam Adams, Amstel and Miller Genuine Draft, Yuengling is proof that America is capable of making a great beer. Beats the shit out of Heineken.

I'm not a cheap, stupid hick, so let's grab a case of Yuengling instead of Budweiser tonight.

by Chernorizets Hrabr March 31, 2005

latino

A confusing term created by confused people who think you can classify a race by a language. Residents of "latin" American countries refer to themselves as latino because of their descendants from Spain. Little do they realize that most of said countries had next to zero interbreeding with Spaniards and a vast majority of those who refer to themselves as latin have zero Spanish blood. Countries and people who should obviously not be called latino are somehow lumped under this category simply because they speak Spanish. Blacks born in the Dominican Republic are somehow latino, as are white europeans from Spain. Blacks and Spaniards racially and ethnically have NOTHING in common with residents of the Latin Americas but call themselves the same race. Somehow, under this theory, a Spaniard is latin, but an Italian is not, despite the fact that pretty much everything Latin really came from Rome.

Latino is an overly vague, catch-all term and a misnomer that attributes a culture to people that don't belong to it, at the same time depriving one of their actual heritage. A Mexican is a Mexican. A Spaniard is a Spaniard. A Puerto Rican is a Puerto Rican.

(what goes through a Spaniard's mind when filling out a form...)

Manuel: Hmmm, race? What to choose, what to choose... well, I AM white, so I should probably choose caucasian... Wait, never mind! I speak Spanish! Therefore, THIS is my race! (checks the "latino" box)
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(example of the obvious flaws in using the term "latin" to describe a Spanish-speaking person)

Cesar: I'm from Mexico and I have REAL latin culture, something whites could only dream of.

Antonio: Well, I'm Italian, I'm white, and I ACTUALLY come from REAL latins. You know, the ones who lived in Europe, not Central America. Your ancestors come from Native Indians.

Cesar: (goes ballistic and calls Antonio a racist gringo)

by Chernorizets Hrabr January 31, 2007

Hoegaarden

An exquisite Belgian wheat beer, cloudy and pale in color (referred to as white ale) with a smooth, interesting taste. Hoegaarden is hinted with coriander and orange peel, which give it its distinct flavor. According to Hoegaarden tradition, it must be drank from a hexagonal glass and finished in 3 gulps. If not finished in 3 gulps, Odin himself will personally come down from Asgard and rip out one of your friends' eyes with his bare hands.

There is no compromising the fact that Hoegaarden is the greatest beer in the world. Everybody should know it and drink it whenever possible. If you don't, then you, sir, are an idiot.

Emilio: What are you drinking?

Raj: Miller Lite.

(Thor enters the room and throws his hammer, Mjolnir, into Raj's face, ending his life.)

Emilio: Shoulda had a Hoegaarden, idiot.

by Chernorizets Hrabr July 4, 2007

Natty Ice

A trailor-trash beer that no one would drink if it wasn't so cheap and didn't have a little bit higher alcohol content than the standard.

Natty Ice is even worse than Canadian beer.

by Chernorizets Hrabr December 5, 2004

That's hot

Phrase made famous by wold-renowned genius Paris Hilton. Sounds like the opposite of "That's cool" but means the same thing.

(Blasts Paris Hilton between the eyes with double-barrel shotgun)

"Now THAT'S hot, skank."

by Chernorizets Hrabr January 10, 2005

Eurotrash

Typically of Eastern European descent, eurotrash are pale, lanky nocturnal young adults temporarily living in the United States to take advantage of inflation and return to their home countries. Eurotrash usually work as chambermaids, waitresses, or McDonald's drive-thru cashiers. Though they are supposedly working to pay for tuition, Eurotrash almost always blow their not-so-hard-earned money on FCUK shirts, hairgel, highlights, unnecessary jewelery, green shoes, and anything that says "Dior" on it. When not lamenting their grueling 4 hour shifts and screwing up orders, they interact solely with people from their own country. Some well known hobbies of Eurotrash include smoking cheap cigarettes, drinking copious amounts of vodka, refraining from the consumption of food, making rude and/or lewd comments in obscure languages, and complaining about how there is no "Discotek" nearby.

While on their cigarette break, Todor and Stevcho saw a guy wearing a hoodie and jeans that were not bought from The GAP, and went on about how Americans "have no sense of style". What eurotrash.

by Chernorizets Hrabr July 13, 2006