Chernorizets Hrabr's definitions

Tool fan

Avid listeners of the alternative metal band known as Tool. Tool fans believe that, by listening to music with no concept of time signatures and pseudo-cryptic lyrics sang by a man known as Maynard Ivory James Keenan Wayans, it puts them on a higher intellectual and musical plateau than fans of non-"prog" bands. You can pick a Tool fan out of a crowd easily, by looking for a college student who speaks of issues which he has little to no understanding of, rants about conspiracy theories, is a half-hearted activist and constantly reeks of bong water. A Tool fan, as a rule, will never look presentable, wearing yesterday's hoodie and a baseball cap over his unwashed and shaggy hair.

You know Jeff? That annoying kid who shows up 30 minutes late to class every day with serious redeye and voices his stance on everything from abortion to extraterrestrialism without being asked? I hear he's a big Tool fan. Figures.

by Chernorizets Hrabr August 28, 2006

Diablo II

A game in which the player is killed more often by b.net's lag than infernal demons.

My level 78 Barbarian just died because b.net was lagging and it wouldn't let me move out of the fire he was standing in.

by Chernorizets Hrabr October 30, 2004

Puddle of Mudd

A band with a frontman that doesn't realize that he is NOT Kurt Cobain. Another pathetic rip-off band.

They're a Puddle of SHIT.

by Chernorizets Hrabr November 2, 2004

Laguna Beach

Another reason to not watch MTV.

Pampered rich kids and their faux-drama in an obviously rehearsed "reality" show makes me want to vomit.

by Chernorizets Hrabr November 5, 2004

Pamela Anderson

Someone who everyone in the world over the age of 11 has seen engaging in sexual intercourse.

Azamat: I saw a video with Pamela Anderson doing something very bad on a boat.

Average Person: Welcome to Earth.

by Chernorizets Hrabr June 25, 2007

retard quotes

These occur when people are too stupid to know how to make quotes on their keyboard correctly, using `` (the symbol to the left of the 1 on your keyboard) instead of ". Not to be confused with retard apostrophes, which is when people use ` instead of '. Both are very annoying because the correct quotes/apostrophe key can be easily found next to the fucking Enter key.

Why can't Jordan figure out how to type quotes properly instead of using retard quotes?

by Chernorizets Hrabr September 25, 2004

Wal Mart

Place where theft is so easy I can walk out with a 6 pack of Dr. Rocket RIGHT in front of the old man.

"Let's ransack Wal*Mart... again!"

by Chernorizets Hrabr August 15, 2003