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Commander Venus

A band that Conor Oberst (of Bright Eyes, Desaparecidos, and Park Ave.) and Tim Kasher (of Cursive and The Good Life) used to be in. They shared vocals.

Conor was pre-pube during this time and sounded like a little girl.

It's awesome.
"Listening to Commander Venus makes me happy. Tim is such an amazing writer!"
by Chelsea January 26, 2005
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clitoris

latin:a removable part of a girls pussy thats really fuckin small and rubs all over penis. a girl who is a ddicted to sex
the clitoris went thru the guy slit on his dick

that girl is clitoris
by chelsea May 13, 2005
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your world

the thing urban dictionary keeps pestering us to define. seriously folks, we get it.
by Chelsea February 25, 2005
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emo

"Emo" is not short for "Emotional." "Emo" does not mean Taking Back Sunday and Dashboard Confessional, despite what MTV has lead you to believe in the last few years. "Emo" is not sidebangs, tight pants, and male vocalists who sing like little girls about their failed relationships. "Emo" is not the use of diluted, meaningless metaphors and similes such as "My arms are like pinecones," and most definitely is not the rampant use of words such as "autumn," "heart," "knife," "bleeding," "leaves," and "razorblade."

I just thought I'd clear that up after all of these "definitions" in which I have encountered an unbelievable amount of people who try to pass off their blatantly false pretenses as fact, and are slowly infecting others with their high-horse, holier-than-thou bullshit. Because honestly, with your ridiculous definitions, Beethoven, George Gershwin, and Britney Spears are/was "emo bands."

Now, onto the real definition.

In the early 90s there was a movement in the hardcore genre that came to be known as "Emotive Hardcore," spearheaded by Rites Of Spring. Harder-core-than-thou kids, who swore by Dischord Records a la Minor Threat, actually coined the term "Emo" as something of a put-down for the kids who really liked Rites Of Spring, Indian Summer and this new wave of "Emotive" Hardcore bands. That's right, "Emo" was once not something kids called themselves. The field exploded outwards from there - Level-Plane Records has always been the most famous Emo label. Acts like Yaphet Kotto, I Hate Myself, Saetia, Hot Cross, A Day In Black And White, Funeral Diner, I Would Set Myself On Fire For You, You And I, and hosts of others came in the next decade. Most emo bands have since broken up, but there's still the occasional hold-out (again, the majority of Level-Plane Records' roster has been a procession of emo acts). Like most DIY hardcore/punk of the time, a majority found its way onto vinyl and not much else. Some people consider bands like Fugazi, and later Sunny Day Real Estate, a progression of emo, but personally, I don't quite follow that philosophy.

Often, more recently, this gets intertwined with post-hardcore, and understandably so - that's nothing to make an issue of, since well shit, at least it's close.

Since the late 90s, though, bands have been emerging in the vein of Taking Back Sunday, Dashboard Confessional, and the thousands of their clones. As far as I can tell, some lazy journalist somewhere, writing an article about them, decided "Well, fuck, no one knows what emo is anyways, so I'll call these bands "emo" - sounds more appealing than bubblegum pop rock..." and the spiral continued downwards into the current amalgomation of bands MTV has told everyone is "emo."

Somehow, people decided that "emo" meant "emotional," which is obviously bullshit, as 99% of bands make music to illicit emotion, which would make "emotional" a completely all-encompassing genre from classical to opera to pop to rap.


Hope that helps.
Taking Back Sunday, Senses Fail, and My Chemical Romance falls under the "horrible pop rock" genre, not the emo genre.

Rites of Spring is emo.
by Chelsea November 16, 2006
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partay

Wanna go to the partay with me? It should be fun.
by Chelsea May 13, 2005
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West Windsor - Plainsboro High School North

the best school ever created. Better than wwphs SOUTH because we have walls. and more than one mirror in each bathroom. and working computers. oh. and we have kick ass sports teams.
Yo I wish I went to west windsor - plainsboro high school north instead of south.
by Chelsea April 26, 2004
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gore whore

a girl who constantly obsesses about al gore, wears cute booty shorts and slutty skirts to impress him and has
AL GORE FUCKED ME AND I LIKED IT tattoed on her back
omg look at chelseas short skirt and *i love al gore* shirt; she is SUCH A gore whore
by chelsea May 6, 2004
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