Definitions by ChaseA

Uncle Sam’s back door special

When an old elderly man with a festive top hat and suit sticks his abnormally large penis in a asshole and gives you the sloppiest most dreadful back door back shots of your life while the national anthem plays in the back ground and she the song is over and he checks his penis to see if it’s clean and theirs shig on it he does it to you again and again until their is no more shit on his penis.

That old std full homeless man just gave me Uncle Sam’s back door special.

Uncle Sam’s back door special by ChaseA January 8, 2026

the Indiana peg

When you and your partner go to a corn field and take turns pegging each other in the butt hole until the corn gets covered with poop and then you take it home and put it in the microwave and eat the brown popcorn.

Me and my uncle practice the Indiana peg every weekend.

the Indiana peg by ChaseA January 8, 2026

Bonchkin

An example of a person who is very sexy and yet cheeky in an intimate way.

Chase is my favorite bonchkin because of his sexy yet cheeky vibe.

Bonchkin by ChaseA January 8, 2026

snowman sex

When you or another covers themselves in snow and get missionary from another person wearing a top hat scarf and carrot in their mouth.

Aunt Carol let’s experiment with snowman sex tonight.

snowman sex by ChaseA January 7, 2026

festivereindeering

When you drink three bottles of Sunny D lick a cookie and leave it out for Santa then find a reindeer and lightly kiss and pet it’s wet nose while listening to “It was a good day”.

I’m going to go home and do some festivereindeering.

festivereindeering by ChaseA January 7, 2026

Stevenizing

When you turn extremely gay very fast.

That poor boy is stevenizing after watching Will from Stranger Things.

Stevenizing by ChaseA January 7, 2026

Cheeky squirrel tax

An freaky hand like jerk to a jar of pancake batter performed by a specialist in eastern Michigan.

I love to watch a cheeky squirrel tax with my grandma.

Cheeky squirrel tax by ChaseA January 7, 2026