Chas's definitions

Microsoftie

Someone with their heads too far up their asses to relize that MS Windows is one fucked up, half-assed piece of software.

Dude? You don't think Microsoft should be punished for violating anti-trust laws? Fuckin Microsoftie!

by Chas September 11, 2004

fat ass

Either lazy or middle-class, someone who seemingly has some money.

That fat ass lady be drivin' an Accura.

by chas November 24, 2003

hookin

Hooking up with men for money. Not necessarily selling her body.
This has more to do with fishing men and catching money - a developed skill.

She be hookin customers in that cafe for years. (playing men for bigger tips)

by chas November 24, 2003

sista

proud black woman

a woman who carries herself with pride

You better ask that sista standing over there.

by chas November 24, 2003

mental sex

mind games

Kelly just enjoys the mental sex. She loves to screw with your head.

by Chas April 19, 2003

pooser

Geek boys.

From 16 Candles: "I'm sorry my friends were such poosers..."

by Chas March 10, 2004

cap his ass

shoot him dead

This extends the toys of the child to the toys of the adult. The cap gun kids shoot each other with is non-lethal. Guns that gangsters kill each other with are hardly toys.

I's goin' ta cap his ass for commin' into my hood (neighborhood).

by chas November 24, 2003