Chas's definitions

Microsoftie

Someone with their heads too far up their asses to relize that MS Windows is one fucked up, half-assed piece of software.

Dude? You don't think Microsoft should be punished for violating anti-trust laws? Fuckin Microsoftie!

by Chas September 11, 2004

mental sex

mind games

Kelly just enjoys the mental sex. She loves to screw with your head.

by Chas April 19, 2003

hookin

Hooking up with men for money. Not necessarily selling her body.
This has more to do with fishing men and catching money - a developed skill.

She be hookin customers in that cafe for years. (playing men for bigger tips)

by chas November 24, 2003

STAIN

girl - one who leaves a stain on my sheet. Sex partner.

She's my main stain.

by chas November 24, 2003

slap ass

hysterically drunk
laughing while slapping his own ass

He be slap ass drunk.

by chas November 24, 2003

cap his ass

shoot him dead

This extends the toys of the child to the toys of the adult. The cap gun kids shoot each other with is non-lethal. Guns that gangsters kill each other with are hardly toys.

I's goin' ta cap his ass for commin' into my hood (neighborhood).

by chas November 24, 2003

Double Duce Squared

A handgun chambered in the .22 W.M.R.F round. Same size 2x the stopping power. The round most commonly used for poaching, among other things.

The Duce Duce Didn't cut it, so I pulled out the Double Duce Squared and capped it's ass.

by Chas June 18, 2006