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buzzkill

A person who destroys someone's fun and "stamps out the fire".
Buzzkill's are often generally accepted as "negative assholes" and exploiters. They tend to be party-crashers, a home-wrecker and/or just a naysayer. etcetera
by Charmouche June 2, 2018
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Bruce Robert Gibbons

The ugliest name a man can have, ever.
Person 1: Do you know the ugliest name ever?
Person 2: no
Person 1: Bruce Robert Gibbons

(laughter)
by Charmouche March 13, 2017
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Skid Row

One of the best 1980's and early 1990's American heavy metal bands; that ever existed. They wrote very mature content; but were very overlooked and overshadowed. (both by the Glam metal i.e. Guns N' Roses; and Grunge music scenes. i.e. Nirvana; But still managed to stand-tall.)

Their music and lyrical content was about Relationships, partying/good times, tragedy, life's struggles/hardships and life out on the streets.

By 1996; Sebastian Bach left the band. He noticed the band were starting to become egotistical assholes with their new found success; and begin to disagree with them on creative issues; so he opted to quit the band. Skid Row never really recovered without him in the mainstream and later faded into obscurity. Their music skill declined as musicians as well; and the new "Skid Row" without him, sounds like a painful post-grunge Nickelback or Creed version.

Seb's departure somewhat hindered Skid Row's fanbase; and alienated a lot of original fans. Skid Row needed Sebastian Bach more than he needed them.

If Skid Row continued with Seb, they might have became the next Alice in Chains.
Skid Row were a really good band up until Seb left. The 3 albums they released before Seb's departure, are pure overlooked classics.

Skid Row were always the unsung band of the Heavy metal scene in the late 1980s and early 1990s. Guns N' Roses, Metallica and Nirvana were always stealing their limelight. If those three bands never got mainstream attention; EVERYBODY would know of Skid Row and their superiority/brilliance.

(If you want my opinion; Sebastian Bach should have joined Alice in Chains after Layne Staley died. He would be the perfect match. Imagine Seb and Jerry Cantrell playing in a band together. That would be kickass! I'd pay to see that.)
by Charmouche June 2, 2018
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FBI

The most successful gang and terrorist organization in the USA.

They have gotten away with brainwashing gullible Americans into making themselves look like a legit organization; when in reality they are terrorists as they are not mentioned in the Constitution, and are more evil than the Italian Mafia and the Crips and Bloods.
That FBI agent came and investigated a home without a warrant, took away an innocent kids computer for no reason, and threaten to jail him if I didn't do what he wanted to do. All the while, the FBI agent is a secret pedophile and gets payed tons of cash for pretending to be tough guy.
by Charmouche October 12, 2016
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suspicious

A particularly odd person who often seems overly-friendly and opportunistic and has a feeling of strangeness to them; that betrays a feeling of trust and regularity.
The Polish man from Eastern European running a business selling tobacco and liquor on Main Street is pretty suspicious. No surprise, nobody in town seems to buy from him.
by Charmouche March 12, 2017
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Fouahahaw-ha-haw-haw-haw

Native Amerindian laughter. No kidding, this is how they laugh when they are happy or excited. Serious.
Teacher: Congratulations little Standing Bear Jones, you got an A+ studying on the Finals ! You passed High school !

Standing Bear Jones: Fouahahaw-ha-haw-haw-hawwww !!
by Charmouche February 18, 2017
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chump

Generally, a person who lacks common sense, street smarts and a sense of self. A slow witted person. One who does not know the ways of the world. One who does not know their ass from a hole in the ground. Easily manipulated & taken advantage of. Usually operates in a field that is way above their skill-level. Incompetent. An embarrassment. Essentially a tool; a useful idiot. The chump usually thinks he is cool and suffers from over-confidence; but is just a player and is being fooled before s/he knows it.
1. Tom Cruise is the classic definition of a chump. He thinks he is smart and cool, but Alas; falls into the barrel of laughs that is moronic, delusional Scientology.

2. Most Polish people from the country of Poland qualify as chumps. (Don't believe me? Hopefully find out for yourself one day. Such pathetic immigrants I have to deal with.)
by Charmouche June 13, 2014
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