crop dusting

farting while walking;
walking while farting;

i crop dusted my way down the aisle at the grocery store

by charlie August 14, 2003

Napples

Nipples that protrude so they look familiar to apples.

Nipples + Apples = Napples

by Charlie June 27, 2006

twinkee

An asian pretendind to be white

Harold your such a twinkee

by Charlie March 01, 2005

word association

An extreemly amusing game to play, where one person starts with a word and another replies to the word with another word that is related to it, either by sound or literal terms.

Great fun when stoned or drunk

oh my god... now is the time to play word association!

by Charlie May 23, 2006

frickle

A darker shade of rute

The curtains at the theater were a spectacular shade of frickle

by Charlie November 19, 2003

caravaggio

no doofus, he was an artist. read the whole banner ad, it's talking about not enough art being in our schools.

when people think caravaggio is a guy from the sopranos, there's not enough art in our schools. blah blah, give us money.

by charlie July 16, 2003

hj

A handjob. It feels good, almost as good as a stranger. It happens when your gf is not ready to give you a bj.

She gives the best free hj's.
She went from giving me an hj to a bj and it felt really good.
I wanted to fuck her boobs really hard, but then she said no, only hj's tonight.

by Charlie March 24, 2005