playing Johnny-fuck-around

Goofing off or horseplay. Used by my father to describe what I was doing instead of cleaning my room, doing my homework or whatever else I was supposed to be doing.

"Quit playing Johnny-fuck-around and clean up your room!"
by Char H January 08, 2006
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True Metal

Thrashy heavy metal music as performed by Manowar and their ilk. Normally typified as brash, loud, fast and glorious. Lots of references to Vikings, battle and dragons. Also known as glory metal, and is the opposite of false metal.
"Brothers of True Metal proud and standing tall!"
by Char H January 30, 2006
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cumquat

The act of a woman squeezing semen out of her vagina and onto a towel after intercourse
"To avoid dripping after sex, my girlfriend will cumquat."
by Char H January 08, 2006
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eichano

An exclamation of startled or pained suprise.
The proper pronunciation has most of the emphasis on the first sylable with a slight pause before saying the remainder of the word (EI-chano!)
Alternate spelling: ichano
Guy 1: "I just ran over your dog."
Guy 2: "EICHANO!"
by Char H January 08, 2006
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deer hoof

The bruised outside ring of an anus after intense anal intercourse or other such regional trauma. It is also a band.
The guy on this video has some wicked deer hoof going on.
by Char H January 11, 2006
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bat jacking

A masturbation technique where a male masturbator rolls back onto his shoulders, with his body in the air over his face for the purposes of either giving himself a cum facial or eating his own load. Since the masturbator is essentially upside down, he takes on the appearance of a sleeping bat.
"I'm not flexible enough to suck myself off, so in order to cum in my own mouth, I have to resort to bat jacking"
by Char H January 08, 2006
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everythingathon

A large orgy where everything/anything goes.
I think the neighbors are having another all-night everythingathon.
by Char H January 11, 2006
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