Char H's definitions

deer hoof

The bruised outside ring of an anus after intense anal intercourse or other such regional trauma. It is also a band.

The guy on this video has some wicked deer hoof going on.

by Char H January 11, 2006

knitting yogurt

The act of masturbating by a male.

"So my girlfriend came home from work early and caught me knitting yogurt."

by Char H January 7, 2006

clomas

Describes an item or situation that is annoyingly fucked up, but not fucked up so badly that it cannot be repaired or remedied. Commonly used in conjunction with the word "bigtime".

guy one: "How's it going with your new girlfriend"
guy two: "Man, that situation is clomas, bigtime!"

by Char H January 7, 2006

Elvis pringle

A superfluous flap or nodule of skin on a girl's anus. Comes from an incident where I misheard a friend refering to such a skin flap while reviewing a porno movie. I have no idea what she really said...I was laughing too hard to find out. Now in fairly common usage.

"This porno would be really hot, but her Elvis pringle kinda creeps me out."

by Char H January 8, 2006

sea slug

One of those freakishly huge double-sided dildos.

"Check it out, man! She's breaking out the sea slug!"

by Char H January 11, 2006

approximatively

A bastardisation of approximately and positively first used by people of marginal education. Even though those two words have different degrees of certitude, approximatively originally meant approximately but has since evolved to mean approximately with slightly more certitude, but not quite positively.

guy one: "How long will you be?"
guy two: "approximatively 15 minutes."

by Char H January 8, 2006

playing Johnny-fuck-around

Goofing off or horseplay. Used by my father to describe what I was doing instead of cleaning my room, doing my homework or whatever else I was supposed to be doing.

"Quit playing Johnny-fuck-around and clean up your room!"

by Char H January 7, 2006