Chadwick 's definitions

tizzer

An older way of saying tight.

Johny's new ride was tizzer.

by Chadwick April 2, 2003

veljohnson

v. - To drive really really fast.
n. - a black cop/actor

1.) I totally veljohnson'ed down the highway because I was late for the house show. My car skidded off the road.

2.) "Urkel be my buddy yo."

by Chadwick December 16, 2004

bawwthswajc

black ass who wants to have sex with a jap car

i took out my greasy smigmatic dick and fucked my honda in the tail pipe.
then i pulled it out and snizzed on one of my pimp wheels

by chadwick April 9, 2003

Dub deuces

Rims on a vehicle which are twenty two inches in diameter.

Sheeeeeit, that nug got that bich up on dub deuces!

by Chadwick April 1, 2003

buff girl

Supremly strong female. One having no feelings of remorse or concern for those who don't appreciate her muscly muscles. Strong, focused female who is determined to be healthy and work for what she wants in life.

Jessica: Who's that girl who over there lifting weight and wearing those bad ass clothes?
Jane: Oh, that's a Buff Girl. She's legit

by Chadwick February 23, 2015

COLO

COLD AND LONELY

HEY THERE COLO. WHY THE LONG FACE?

by CHADWICK December 4, 2012

Buff Girl Problems

Problems that a buff girl (see buff girl definition) will experience such as loss in properly fitting button downs, booty shorts that can contain said booty and being mistaken for flexing, at all times.

Tara: ugh, my life is so horrible. I have SO many problems.
Breanna: I'm sorry to hear that. It's better than buff girl problems. I got 99 problems but muscles ain't one.

by Chadwick February 23, 2015