Chad's definitions

WTP

What the phuck?

Used by Phish Phreaks. Alternative to WTF

What the phuck is his problem?

by Chad November 21, 2003

assholery

Actions or behavior consistent with being an asshole

I was fired in my boss's latest fit of assholery.

by Chad December 3, 2003

fur shoosh

The word originated in the college town of Chico, CA. Several white male suburban students were enjoying the refreshments of natty light keg beer when a man named rave wolf proclaimed "Fur Shoosh I'm looped" This word carries the same meaning as fa sho.

"We can make up words like snoop too, Fur Shoosh"

by Chad March 21, 2005

balloonjuice

1. Insincere or empty talk, nonsense
2 interj. Nonsense!

Can the balloonjuice and get back to work.

You bought a new Porsche for $50? Balloonjuice!

by Chad December 7, 2003

Hampster Dance

A stupid, pointless website, with rows of "hampsters" dancing to a sped-up clip stolen from a Disney movie. Was the basis for a variety of "dance" sites, with fish, cows, stick men, you name it.

Hampsterdance is for bored people with WAY too much time on their hands!

by Chad July 19, 2004

balltag

The act of forcing a group of individuals to run around and play tag with the starting tagger being squirrel tapped; while the other individuals run. The only way to tag one is through squirrel tapping.

Kurt likes to make people play balltag for alcohol.

by Chad November 13, 2004

Shlits

A most extreme case of "the Shits."
To be shitting uncontrolably.

-My belly hurts, I think I have the Shlits!
-I'm not eating that, that stuff gives me the Shlits!

by Chad December 11, 2004