two bits

"Put my two cents in" originates from the older "put my two bits in" and has its origin in the game of poker. When playing poker you have to make a small bet before the cards are dealt called an "ante" to begin play in that hand.
This phrase draws an analogy to the poker ante (two bits) and gains your entry into the conversation.

Two bits means one quarter (currently the American twenty five cent piece). This comes from the older term "piece of eight".

Today we have coins minted in different denominations - nickel, dime, and quarter in the U.S. - but this was not always so. Gold and silver coins once served as currency, with the value of the coin equal to the value of the gold or silver contained in the coin. To obtain currency valued at less than a full gold coin, coins would be scored and split into pieces. This is how one would make change so to speak.

Coins could be split into halfs, quarters, and eighths. One eighth of a coin was called a "piece of eight" and also called a "bit". Two pieces of eight is equal to one quarter. Hence "two bits" is a quarter.
Person 1: "....That is just my two cents"

Person 2: "You mean, 'My Two Bits' you moron... by misquoting the phrase, you illustrate just how stupid you are and your opinion should be disregarded."
by Chris July 22, 2006
mugGet the two bitsmug.

beef drapes

The shanked out remains of the labia after hours of jammy jam
I banged her so long and hard bitch had some beef drapes
by chris May 13, 2005
mugGet the beef drapesmug.

caddy

cool. stylin'. spectacular.

Central Illinois slang in the 1960's and 1970's. Possibly still in use.
Did you hear the Portishead album? It's pretty caddy!

Did you see Jimbo dive off that cliff and almost hit the rock? It was caddy!!!
by CHRIS October 11, 2003
mugGet the caddymug.

Bass

The purest form of Speed (Amphetamine) in a thick paste.
Often taken in very small dosesFor example pin-head size keeps average person buzzing for approx 12 hours.
I'm totally addicted to bass
Wow woah ho
Totally addicted to bass
Wow woah ho
( Puretone - Addicted to Bass )
by ChRiS February 17, 2005
mugGet the Bassmug.

ring my bell

giving oral sex to a male person.
other definition for blowjob.
by Chris June 18, 2005
mugGet the ring my bellmug.

Ricer

That Plymouth Neon that circles around the mall blasting his music trying to get peoples attention only to be for sale a few weeks later cause the kid got laughed at so much. A car that is constantly neutral dropped and looks like it belongs on mars.
Look out the neon is coming in for a landing! HAHA thats so rice

All of that extra stuff on that civic makes it weigh so much more..I was in his car once and he had the pedal mashed to the floor and the stock 4 door civic with the old guy in it still passed him. Its so rice.

He gets worse gas mileage in his 4000 pound civic automatic.
by Chris April 08, 2005
mugGet the Ricermug.

bolle

English slang: To defecate on your partner's chest, either male or female.
I surprised her with a bolle, she didn't take it too well. Then i had to clean up.
by Chris April 15, 2005
mugGet the bollemug.