ChRiS's definitions
by chris April 3, 2005
Get the nadsatmug. by chris January 12, 2005
Get the sidelinesmug. by Chris November 9, 2004
Get the ass-30mug. A seductive, sexy and beautiful actress. She has a cute Spanish accent and is incredibly hott! Penelope Cruz is a godess!
1) Penelope Cruz is a godess!
2) If Penelope Cruz were a lifeguard, I'd drown just so she could give me mouth to mouth.
3) Penelope Cruz is totally eye candy and I have a sweet tooth.
4) If Penelope Cruz were any sweeter, there would be a wanted poster for her at the candy shop.
5) Penelope Cruz makes all the other actresses look bad.
2) If Penelope Cruz were a lifeguard, I'd drown just so she could give me mouth to mouth.
3) Penelope Cruz is totally eye candy and I have a sweet tooth.
4) If Penelope Cruz were any sweeter, there would be a wanted poster for her at the candy shop.
5) Penelope Cruz makes all the other actresses look bad.
by Chris May 13, 2005
Get the Penelope Cruzmug. by Chris April 2, 2005
Get the croagmug. A counter strike player, with a defined physique and skills 2 match. He has the guys and the girls after him.
by chris November 22, 2004
Get the panikmug. by Chris October 16, 2003
Get the deez nutsmug.