ChRiS's definitions

henegan

meaning annoying twat

don't be a henegan!!

by Chris January 11, 2005

American Couch Sloth

Someone who walks around, complaining that he has too many things going on at once and can't do any of them.

"Hey, we need your help!"
"Not right now, leave me alone, I'm busy"
Then you see him doing nothing but walking around talking about how busy he is.

by Chris July 6, 2004

shiva

a true player; one who is good with women

Don Juan is a shiva.

by chris January 5, 2005

WLAN

WLAN is now more commenly known in the UK as Wireless Local Area Network.

Connections between pc's using transmitters and recivers in a radio wave type form

I have a WLAN hub

by Chris June 7, 2004

Uhh

1. A commonly used sound out of bad habit or to annoy the listener when ones thought has reached an impass.

2. The noise made during "Intercourse" Please see "Intercourse" for more information.

3. A noise created out of pure desperation which can be detected as one of the purest forms of guilt. This definition can possibly be used along side definition 1 and could be mistaken for definition 2.

While my dad questioned me about the drugs in my dresser, I foolishly used "uhh" to seal my fate.

by Chris April 12, 2006

Hungry Hungry Hippos

A secret plot devised deviously by huge fastfood franchises such as McDonalds and Burgerking to promote eatting a bunch of marbles as fast as the other kid can.

I went to McDonalds and saw fat kids playing hungry hungry hippos!

by Chris November 6, 2004

up your kilt

slang Scottish toast or dedication like "cheers" or "down the hatch"

"Cheers yah southern poxxie"
"Up your kilt yah northern fairy"

by Chris March 20, 2005