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Definitions by ChRiS

Paris Hilton 

The original inspiration for the movie "Species." A cock-hungry blonde predator from outer space who doesn't speak the human language of English very well but is driven to go out with and fuck as many human males as possible.
I know you people have seen "Species", are you sure this wasn't a documentary about Paris Hilton’s personal life?????
Paris Hilton by Chris January 1, 2005

Bournigal Smalls 

A disease where you have small bournigals (testicles).

Named after my brother, who is the drummer of Ruxton Towers.
Oh my, that poor guy has Bournigal Smalls' disease.
Bournigal Smalls by Chris December 31, 2004
someone so amazingly fugly, so incredibly annoying, mean, and fat.. that everyone hates her
kandice stop following me! and my friends! we freakin hate u!
kandice by chris December 29, 2004

metaphor halls 

pretend halls that entertain people during phone convos.
jess was walking down the metaphor halls. with chris, and they had eaten sushi and rice.
metaphor halls by Chris December 23, 2004
An intensifier, with a grammatical function and usage similar to "very" or "really".

It's a contraction of "hell of", and may have originated in Alameda County, California. It was definitely in common use in Berkeley public schools as far back as 1979.
"That party was hella rad." (ca. 1981)
hella by Chris December 23, 2004

bloody drill 

A grab with voldo, Press B+K with voldo and you will see A LOT of damage.

Also a drink that was created at Chuck-a-palooza 1, it consists of bacardi vanilla, 99 Blackberries and either Pepsi or Dr. Pepper, and like the grab the drink also does A LOT of damage.
Holy shit i just had a bloody drill and it did alot of damage.
bloody drill by chris December 21, 2004
Basterdized synonym of no respect - usually used by itself, with one hand cupped over mouth, and one hand waving towards the ground.

Used to make fun of someone.
mpec! mmmmpec!

As in: "oh shit, did you see that nasty hoe that phat has been ice grillin?!"
mpec by Chris December 21, 2004