ChRiS's definitions

hunion

A force (usually manly) exerted on or generated by an object, causing it to be awesome.

Give that some hunion.

That corvette's got some hunion.

by Chris November 6, 2004

irritated

a jack ass, stupied son of a bitch like your ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend!

my ex-boyfriend is irrtated!

by chris April 29, 2003

wikipedia

Basically it's Urban Dictionary but with all the entries based around sex-realted slang replaced by intellectual thought. A good proportion of it may or may not be written by crazy people in caves who haven't seen sunlight in years, and as a result believe that "splinkard" is a real world.

"Do NOT quote wikipedia in your dissertation! It is not an academic source." Bloody useful though.

by Chris May 13, 2005

krillin

A funny, short, and slightly manipulative Shaolin monk. Best friend of Goku. Husband of 18. Father of Marron.

"Hey Frieza? Want to try that again?" *Moons him* "Here's your target!"

by Chris September 29, 2003

snope

Slang meaning no....

Matt: Hey Chris did you do the math?
Chris: Snope

by Chris November 17, 2004

dinger

Your head, or dome

I'll take a ringer to the dinger, thank you very much.

by Chris January 27, 2004

Lalap Jons

A lalap jons is a maiden voyage of darland banks and explores the jeeebas kahns in all proverbs.

Chris: Come aboard the lalap

Sam:whhooooaaaaaatttt!!!!

by Chris January 21, 2005