ChRiS's definitions

Ham

Llama food. As seen in the movie "Napoleon Dynamite.

Tina, you fat lard, come get some ham!

by Chris May 6, 2005

American Couch Sloth

Lazy Bastard that can't do anything on his own, so he "lets" people do it for him.

"I'm going to let you take that computer home with you to look at it"
"Oh, lucky me"

by Chris June 29, 2004

bat-shit retarded

1) Behavior consistent with a person who exhibits the characteristics of a complete moron/noob/nub/tool, it’s commonly used in mmo’s to describe noobish like behavior.

2)Also see "total douschenozzle"

While jacking in a Mara central, a bat shit retarded merv tried to gank me but he was quickly thwarted. What a skatmuncher!

by Chris September 9, 2005

fliz

a half gram or sometimes 0.4 of a gram of cocaine sold for 25-30 dollars

"last night i did a fliz in like a half an hour and i was yakked out as shit man"

by chris November 16, 2006

Schiavo

n. - A woman who, by way of an eating disorder and coma, brings attention to herself and her family.

adj. - Characterized by the look of either a mentally retarded individual or one in the vegetable state.

v. - To assume the look of either a mentally retarded individual or one in the vegetable state.

"Hey, look at the TV, it seems we have another Schiavo on our hands."

"Haha, check out this bum, he looks so Schiavo."

"OK everybody Schiavo on three, this is gonna be hilarious!"

by Chris April 10, 2005

wrotten

The word that "special" people use, for they do not understand the concept of the word written.

"You have that wrotten down?"asked Ms. Fralick."No, i don't because wrotten isn't a word." Ms. Fralick is a special person and should not leave the house with out her helmet

by chris May 13, 2005

ice

1)- Frozen water, used to cool drinks or for medical healing during athletic competition

2)- Expensive jewelry, usually in the form of diamonds that is worn in either necklace, ring, chain, or earrings

3)- To kill or murder someone

4)- Methamphetamines, illicit street drugs

1)- Let's ice that ankle so you're ready for the next game

2)- I keep my boo flooded with ice

3)- Fool didn't pay, so he had to get iced

4)- Lemme buy some ice from you

by Chris December 29, 2003