ChRiS's definitions

to pull a Jon

Excessive masturbation as to cause extreme and permanent pain in one's spinal column. Serious cases can lead to imobility and possibly impotency.

Josef was unable to play basketball, since he pulled a Jon last night.

by Chris April 19, 2005

crackeyed

a person strung out on huffing propane

dannys out back by the barbecue, he's so crackeyed

by chris April 21, 2004

turtling

The delicate moments right before one really, really has to take a shit, where the shit is literally poking its head out of the sphincter then quickly hiding inside again.

Man, on the drive home from Disneyland, I had to take a serious shit; I was totally turtling.

by Chris November 17, 2003

Hum

All-knowing and wise denizen of neowin.net providing good humor, practical advice, and spiritual enlightenment to the World.

I'm lost -- Just ask Hum!

by Chris April 17, 2005

NAGA

Term used by the LAPD involving riots involving blacks.

North American Ground Ape

We got NAGA at 10th Street

by Chris September 25, 2003

haxor

1: Someone that disrespects other more knowledgable hacker's programs by calling them their own.
2: People that sometimes abuse the power and knowledge that was shared to them by superior hackers in an effort to gain some sort of pathetic status among teenagers.

SomeDood:I am a L33t h@x0r! I just crashed your aim window!
Otherguy:So...windows already does that for me.

Somedude:Bow down to my superior haxoring!
Girl:wow that iz so kool! I luv u!

by Chris January 17, 2004

Hard Target

1. An ugly person you bring home for sex.
Note: Often results in a Rough Shot
Also known as the dreaded 'Coyote.'

'Went home with a Hard Target last night'
'Tough luck, bud.'

by Chris June 18, 2006