ChRiS's definitions

jillion

An imaginary word that is meant to describe a number far beyond comprehension.

Angela's dad has a jillion dollars, that rich bastard.

by Chris October 1, 2003

sky

A rear wheel drive 2-seat convertible roadster from Saturn built on GM's Kappa platform, shared by the Pontiac Solstice. Set for release ~ April 2006

Damn the Sky is so much cooler than the Solstice...

by Chris October 10, 2005

mafia

an organization of criminal practices in order to make money (most commonly associated with Sicilians).
;highly associated with "hip-hop stars" who like to consider themselves "mafioso".. Ex: LiL Kim, 3-6 Mafia ect.. these people also copy the typical italin lifestyle, such as wearing "bling-bling", driving italian cars, wearing Italian made suits (P. Diddy) and frequently refering to the mafia in their lyrics. These people are the opposite of "wiggers".. they are "Nackers".

Check out LiL Kims new cd, La Bella Mafia.. i didnt know she was in the mafia..

by chris November 9, 2004

dubya

dick ward who screwed his country and did marajuana

george dubya bush fucked out our country of cash and moral value

by Chris February 24, 2005

Joygasm

(v.) Having extreme pleasure in something, more than normally so.

I had a joygasm listening to my new 300-watt stereo at full blast.

by Chris February 28, 2005

fuckboy

The worst insult to a male, basically callin him a bitch or pussyboy but not in those words. You should be ready to fight after being insulted like that. It originated in the south. (also see fucknigga)

50 cent at the vmas:

"Fuck Fat Joe!...fuckboy!!..pussy!!"

by Chris October 2, 2005

wikipedia

Basically it's Urban Dictionary but with all the entries based around sex-realted slang replaced by intellectual thought. A good proportion of it may or may not be written by crazy people in caves who haven't seen sunlight in years, and as a result believe that "splinkard" is a real world.

"Do NOT quote wikipedia in your dissertation! It is not an academic source." Bloody useful though.

by Chris May 13, 2005