ChRiS's definitions

lumber jackin

Smokin weed, in refference to cutting down "trees". Bay Area

Chris and Jay Be Lumber Jackin like a muthafucka.

by Chris July 27, 2004

paris hilton

n. 1 a person who has not done motherfucking shit to be idolized and looked as a celebrity 2 pretentious cocksucker 3 No personality 4 Dull 5 Boring 6 Nose Surgery 7 Orange Tan 8 Fake blue contacts 9 A waste of make-up (about 3 fucking tons of it to make her look good) 9 Without make-up a shit-faced fucking ugly gremlin 10 A generic looking platinum blonde no class whore that acts no different than a redneck piece of shit slut in the trailer park that all the other redneck trailer trash people wish they looked like or had in their bedroom 11 The perfect example of taking the girl out of the trailer park but not taking the trailer park out of the girl.

you get the idea…fuck Paris Hilton

"Me, a slut? What ya'll talking bout? I ain't no Paris Hilton!"

by Chris August 30, 2004

jillion

An imaginary word that is meant to describe a number far beyond comprehension.

Angela's dad has a jillion dollars, that rich bastard.

by Chris October 1, 2003

wu blunt

a cigar rolled with marijuana and cocaine sprinkled on top

yo i smoked a fat wu-blunt last night and my shit was all numb

by chris May 13, 2005

blurb

A small, dense amount of descriptive text which can be fired like a projectile.

Shoot me a blurb on that, Tim, and I'll get back to you this afternoon.

by Chris August 30, 2004

lph

Love Peace and Happiness

<Jason> see u later man

<Rob> iight peace lph

by chris April 4, 2004

Skater

Skater: A person who is extremely judgemetal, dickwad
Someone who thinksm "hey that guys wearing skater shoes what a poser"

Hey that skater is a judgemental whore, who likes calling people posers.

by Chris November 14, 2004