ChRiS's definitions

mpec

Basterdized synonym of no respect - usually used by itself, with one hand cupped over mouth, and one hand waving towards the ground.

Used to make fun of someone.

mpec! mmmmpec!

As in: "oh shit, did you see that nasty hoe that phat has been ice grillin?!"

by Chris December 21, 2004

fudgepacking

Anal sex

Look, he's fudgepacking that guy!

by Chris December 15, 2002

Texas

1.)The southernest of southern states. Where our nation's most clueless president was raised. They act like they are tough but the north kicked their sister-fucking asses in the civil war. They still claim that the confedaracy is still alive, and thier right. They are now members of the KKK and the GOP. Of course you can't be in one without the other. Also after they stole land from Mexico, they get mad at them for trying to make a decent living in the greatest country in the world by stopping imigration

2.)Formerly known as the Lone Star state because nobody wanted them to be part of thier country.

3.)Where Brian Zahn, the gayest white boy on the earth was born

4.)They do make some pretty hot chicks though

Texan: Don't mess with Texas.
Northerner: I belive we already have.

by Chris January 7, 2006

Da Bears

1. exceptional large ones, as in the female body part used to feed infants 2. exclamatory statement used to point out a female with __ in a crowd without the female knowing
Deriv. Chicago Bears football skit on SNL, Lat.

"Da bears, da bears, da bears, etc..."
Pl. "Wow, I can get lost in d'em bears!"

by Chris January 9, 2005

ass-30

Refrence to being up so early in the morning that time does not matter.

I had to get up at ass-30 to make it to the airport.

by Chris November 9, 2004

Penelope Cruz

A seductive, sexy and beautiful actress. She has a cute Spanish accent and is incredibly hott! Penelope Cruz is a godess!

1) Penelope Cruz is a godess!
2) If Penelope Cruz were a lifeguard, I'd drown just so she could give me mouth to mouth.
3) Penelope Cruz is totally eye candy and I have a sweet tooth.
4) If Penelope Cruz were any sweeter, there would be a wanted poster for her at the candy shop.
5) Penelope Cruz makes all the other actresses look bad.

by Chris May 13, 2005

chale

Chicano term used for disagreement

Lets go see Biodome with Pauly Shore
Chale!

by Chris May 28, 2003