ChRiS's definitions

Texas

1.)The southernest of southern states. Where our nation's most clueless president was raised. They act like they are tough but the north kicked their sister-fucking asses in the civil war. They still claim that the confedaracy is still alive, and thier right. They are now members of the KKK and the GOP. Of course you can't be in one without the other. Also after they stole land from Mexico, they get mad at them for trying to make a decent living in the greatest country in the world by stopping imigration

2.)Formerly known as the Lone Star state because nobody wanted them to be part of thier country.

3.)Where Brian Zahn, the gayest white boy on the earth was born

4.)They do make some pretty hot chicks though

Texan: Don't mess with Texas.
Northerner: I belive we already have.

by Chris January 7, 2006

mish

missionary sex position

we did it in the mish posish

by Chris April 7, 2005

groovalicious

1. Extremely groovy
2. a generic way of saying cool

1. This song is groovalicious!
2. I won the lottery? Groovalicious!

by Chris May 16, 2004

ass-30

Refrence to being up so early in the morning that time does not matter.

I had to get up at ass-30 to make it to the airport.

by Chris November 9, 2004

Penelope Cruz

A seductive, sexy and beautiful actress. She has a cute Spanish accent and is incredibly hott! Penelope Cruz is a godess!

1) Penelope Cruz is a godess!
2) If Penelope Cruz were a lifeguard, I'd drown just so she could give me mouth to mouth.
3) Penelope Cruz is totally eye candy and I have a sweet tooth.
4) If Penelope Cruz were any sweeter, there would be a wanted poster for her at the candy shop.
5) Penelope Cruz makes all the other actresses look bad.

by Chris May 13, 2005

croag

A Cigarette, but not a cigar or cigarillo.

I'm gonna go outside and smoke a croag.

by Chris April 2, 2005

titty twister

When someone pinches your nipple and painfully twists them untill they bleed or bruse.

The other day I had two friends over. As one held me down the othe gave me a titty twister and part of my nipple fell off. (This is a true story)

by Chris December 28, 2003