ChRiS's definitions

Anteater

Ant·eat·er (Ant"-eat`er), n.

An uncircumcised man.

1. Check out that guys crotch, it looks like an anteater.

by Chris March 15, 2005

fucklicker

One who licks cum off the genitalia after sex. Alternative to cocksucker, motherfucker, or asshole.

That fucklicker stole my cigarettes!

by Chris October 11, 2004

Mule Rag

The rag used to clean up after successful masturbation.

Never pick up a sock in Ian's room, those are his mule rags.

by Chris April 17, 2004

chickering

What happens when a group of girls go to the bathroom in groups.

The chickering going on in that bathroom with all those chicks is hot!

by Chris November 17, 2004

5-0

slang for police, originated from the TV show "hawaii five-0" (apparently a show about cops)

"5-0 at the do, gotta go" -cradle to the grave

by chris January 1, 2004

struth

1) An example of australian slang, 'struth' is used to denot an exclamation.

2) 'my goodness'

"Struth! 'e was a big bugger!"

by Chris June 2, 2003

religion

1. An explanation of the things we don't understand.
2. A reason to exist. There is no reason for us being here, so we have created our own. God.
3. A controlling agent. Kids be good, or santa won't give you presents. Its the same thing. People behave, or you'll go to hell!
4. Fear of death. Everything suggests that death is the end. Its ludicrous to suppose there is some sort of spiritual afterlife. We all know we will die eventually; and we don't like it. So we deny it..fabricating a fantastic fairytale to convince ourselves that there is no such thing as death. Well its a load of bollocks - remember the Romans worshipped every new planet they saw...the Egyptians worshipped the sun..for as long as man has been around, so has his need to worship something. Its an expression of our insecurity and it will last as long as fear itself

You can't insure your life on a figament of man's collective imagination. Remember once, we all believe the earth was flat, and mental problems were the work of demons

by Chris December 13, 2003