Definitions by ChRiS

Schiavo 

n. - A woman who, by way of an eating disorder and coma, brings attention to herself and her family.

adj. - Characterized by the look of either a mentally retarded individual or one in the vegetable state.

v. - To assume the look of either a mentally retarded individual or one in the vegetable state.

"Hey, look at the TV, it seems we have another Schiavo on our hands."

"Haha, check out this bum, he looks so Schiavo."

"OK everybody Schiavo on three, this is gonna be hilarious!"

Schiavo by Chris April 10, 2005

fuckwit 

person so stupid they cannot function above the minimum requirements of a human, which are eating, sleeping, and fucking.

ummm george, how do you turn this blender off?
its the blue button with the big word off, fuckwit

fuckwit by chris April 10, 2005

Twash 

Corruption of the word "Twat", meaning a womans genitals, also used as an insult. Was first used to insult a Welsh teacher, who put the "-ash" suffix on every word she could, for example "Put thash pencil down!"

In a sexual manner:

"Mark would love to lick Nina's twash, but he has a bird"

As an insult:

"Piss off you twash"

Twash by Chris April 8, 2005

Ricer 

That Plymouth Neon that circles around the mall blasting his music trying to get peoples attention only to be for sale a few weeks later cause the kid got laughed at so much. A car that is constantly neutral dropped and looks like it belongs on mars.

Look out the neon is coming in for a landing! HAHA thats so rice

All of that extra stuff on that civic makes it weigh so much more..I was in his car once and he had the pedal mashed to the floor and the stock 4 door civic with the old guy in it still passed him. Its so rice.

He gets worse gas mileage in his 4000 pound civic automatic.

Ricer by Chris April 8, 2005

Dunloggin Middle School 

A prison. You cant even piss without getting enema. Grand Larceny is committed everyday and the teachers are too stupid to catch them. Haha. I hate Dunloggin.

Dude1: Wanna steal some laptops?
Dude2: Ok dude... like the school will catch us.
Teacher1: Im gay?
The VP from down Under: My fingers are SMALL!


Mr Dubac: Thats not allowed. Um Yea Well im pretty sure that That isnt allowed. WEll i guesss you allowed. Im in deep S-H-I-T. Science!

Dunloggin Middle School by chris April 8, 2005

mandubla oblingata 

a guys penis or girls breasts

dude my mandubla oblingata was totally in her mandubla oblingat and shes got big mandublas

mandubla oblingata by chris April 8, 2005

mish 

missionary sex position

we did it in the mish posish

mish by Chris April 7, 2005