childrens hospital

A place where kids go when they're sick.

Mum, I have a pole through my chest. Could you please drive me to the childrens hospital

by chris January 04, 2005

riding the crimson tide

She wanted to screw but, it's that time of the month and neither of us like "riding the crimson tide", so i settled for a blow job.

by Chris March 11, 2003

A person who is overweight, otherwise known as a fat knacker

man1: jeesus how much butter do you want?
man2: you've some need to talk, pie face!

by Chris February 27, 2005

by Chris March 30, 2005

Fordman is the master pimp. If you mess with him then he'll beat you like you owe child support beetches.

When i saw Fordman, two drops of pee came out!

by Chris February 08, 2005

a guy who likes being called a ho

by chris February 18, 2005

Slang for a female that you want to fuck.
alt: Slang for the holes in the female you want to fuck.

She looks piss drunk. I'm gonna ram that cock socket all fucking night mother fucker!

by Chris June 07, 2003