Farmer Gates

When you're the biggest farmland owner in America buying up all farmland for some reason, but also the founder of Microsoft.
"It's a good investment" -Farmer Gates
by Cerebrex April 20, 2023
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TrumpTowns

the huts and tinyhomes people built to withstand the economic policies and collapse of markets in murica.
Hey George, why are there so many tiny homes and kids living in their vans down the river in that neighborhood?”

“Those are TrumpTowns, Susan”
by Cerebrex April 07, 2025
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Bootstrapium

What you earn by working hard for success like all your favorite Billionaire crushes tell you to.
Keep mining for bootstrapium, serfs

Blackrock's forever rentals won't build themselves
by Cerebrex April 13, 2022
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Praying for rain

Hoping recent events will lead to the collapse of civilization.

Stock market corrects by 9.62% on the nasdac? I'm praying for rain

Blackrock bought 50% more homes this year? I'm praying for rain

10 more countries joined BRICS? I'm praying for rain
'Cause I'm praying for rain
I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way
I wanna watch it all go down
Mom, please flush it all away
I wanna see it go right in and down
I wanna watch it go right in
Watch you flush it all away
by Cerebrex January 05, 2024
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Corporatocracy

as per google: a society or system that is governed or controlled by corporations.

there are always signs of an emerging one such as: company towns, scrips, superPACs etc. For the time being they are not fully developed yet. They have existed in the past, but not permanently, as they all collapsed under the weight of their failure and atrocities they committed for profit. The world economic forum had voiced an interest in doing what East India Co, has failed at. They have attempted to woo their audiences with promises to establish an “own nothing and be happy” society.

examples: East indies co., United Fruit Company
Blessed be Corporatocracy, for their art a monopoly on haven
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floydflation

When inflation gets out of hand and now you have to burn down counties instead of cities.
I burned my chicken on the stove :(. Must have been a victim of floydflation.
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Austrianism

Austrianism is in exile
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