JMM

Just make money

Having a bad day? Fuck it. Jmm

by Cerebrex January 19, 2024

Farmer Gates

When you're the biggest farmland owner in America buying up all farmland for some reason, but also the founder of Microsoft.

"It's a good investment" -Farmer Gates

by Cerebrex April 20, 2023

Bootstrapium

What you earn by working hard for success like all your favorite Billionaire crushes tell you to.

Keep mining for bootstrapium, serfs

Blackrock's forever rentals won't build themselves

by Cerebrex April 13, 2022

floydflation

When inflation gets out of hand and now you have to burn down counties instead of cities.

I burned my chicken on the stove :(. Must have been a victim of floydflation.

by Cerebrex August 05, 2023

Austrianism

Austrian economics.

Personal financial responsibility is austrianism

Austrianism is in exile

by Cerebrex May 19, 2022

Praying for rain

Hoping recent events will lead to the collapse of civilization.

Stock market corrects by 9.62% on the nasdac? I'm praying for rain

Blackrock bought 50% more homes this year? I'm praying for rain

10 more countries joined BRICS? I'm praying for rain

'Cause I'm praying for rain
I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way
I wanna watch it all go down
Mom, please flush it all away
I wanna see it go right in and down
I wanna watch it go right in
Watch you flush it all away

by Cerebrex January 05, 2024

MichaelWave

Makes food with heed. throe Roman numerals in the michaelwave, assume assist done bone apple teeth

jsut Michaelwaved some roman numerals Bone fuck my Ray Romano BluRay

by Cerebrex June 06, 2019