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Definitions by Catty McGee

ironic nazism 

Being a Nazi ironically. A common alibi used to shield the behavior of today's Nazis from criticism, as though irony somehow makes their actions OK .

In "Anti-Semite and Jew," written shortly after WWII, Jean-Paul Sartre writes that insincerity was also a common defense mechanism of the Hitler-led Nazis.
Nazi who stabbed two people who tried to defend a Muslim: I was just verbally abusing her ironically. It's their faults for taking it seriously and trying to come to her defense.

Another modern-day Nazi: You better go into hiding you inferior-race jewish slut or I'll kill you
(Jewish woman goes into hiding)
Modern-day Nazi: Ha, I was just threatening her ironically, that dumb cunt. I don't actually think Jews are an inferior race at all. It was ironic Nazism.
ironic nazism by Catty McGee May 30, 2017

breast mints 

Slang for spironolactone, a medicine given to trans women to decrease testosterone and usually coated with a minty flavor to mask its taste. Parallel to titty skittles, slang for estradiol.
Titty skittles and breast mints are what all trans girls are made of.
breast mints by Catty McGee May 21, 2017

normalaise 

The deep depression that sinks in when a series of reprehensible concepts have taken hold in the public consciousness of a place to which they were once considered anathema.
I've got normalaise over the fact that this asshole was elected on the promise of banning Muslims.
normalaise by Catty McGee May 14, 2017

Sessionstaffel 

The U.S. Department of Justice under Jeff Sessions, who had a woman arrested and convicted for laughing at him.
You vill not mock die Sessionstaffel!
Esperanto speaker: My cat speaks Esperanto.
Friend: No he doesn't, that's impossible.
Cat: Miaŭ.
Esperanto speaker: See?
miaŭ by Catty McGee March 10, 2017

bipartisan 

Something that doesn't always make sense. When two parties work together, assuming neither one of them is trying to deport anyone or register them in a nationwide database or prevent them from being able to go out in public.
King Solomon: I will cut the baby in half.
Democrats: That sounds like a good bipartisan solution.
bipartisan by Catty McGee March 10, 2017

Bannondorf 

Bannondorf is a powerful sorcerer who seeks to rule Freeworld by acquiring all three branches of Government. He already possesses the Tribranch of Execution which grants him frightening powers, is closing in on the Tribranch of Legislature, and is chipping away at the current possessors of the Tribranch of Judiciary. It is said that his motives are pure hate; he simply wants to make the world as miserable as he is.
The name of this king of thieves is Bannondorf Dragmire, but he is known by his alias, Steve Bannon.
Bannondorf by Catty McGee March 4, 2017