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Esperanto speaker: My cat speaks Esperanto.
Friend: No he doesn't, that's impossible.
Cat: Miaŭ.
Esperanto speaker: See?
Friend: No he doesn't, that's impossible.
Cat: Miaŭ.
Esperanto speaker: See?
by Catty McGee March 10, 2017
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In the eyes of the far-right, everyone to the left of them is a member of the left. Anyone in the center is far-left, and any actual left-wing person should be in jail.
In normal discourse among people who aren't far-right ideologues, a left-wing person is someone who supports material action being taken to bring about social justice. Contrasted with a liberal who mouths support for justice while vehemently opposing any material action to bring it about, and with a member of the right who finds the very idea of social justice offensive.
In normal discourse among people who aren't far-right ideologues, a left-wing person is someone who supports material action being taken to bring about social justice. Contrasted with a liberal who mouths support for justice while vehemently opposing any material action to bring it about, and with a member of the right who finds the very idea of social justice offensive.
Far-right example: "Jeb Bush is left-wing. Nancy Pelosi is far-left, and Bernie Sanders should be in jail."
Normal discourse equivalent: "Jeb Bush is right-wing. Nancy Pelosi is a centrist, and Bernie Sanders is center-left."
Normal discourse equivalent: "Jeb Bush is right-wing. Nancy Pelosi is a centrist, and Bernie Sanders is center-left."
by Catty McGee September 09, 2019
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Cynically using a minority group as an instrument to attack one's political rivals. Commonly done by the right, which has zero concern for Jews (as evidenced by their entire politics) but likes to use us as a weapon.
If you thought the instrumentalization of Jews to attack Ilhan Omar was bad, watch as the utterly unscrupulous GOP tries to instrumentalize Jews to attack... Bernie... Sanders?!?!
by Catty McGee December 18, 2019
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Being a Nazi ironically. A common alibi used to shield the behavior of today's Nazis from criticism, as though irony somehow makes their actions OK .
In "Anti-Semite and Jew," written shortly after WWII, Jean-Paul Sartre writes that insincerity was also a common defense mechanism of the Hitler-led Nazis.
In "Anti-Semite and Jew," written shortly after WWII, Jean-Paul Sartre writes that insincerity was also a common defense mechanism of the Hitler-led Nazis.
Nazi who stabbed two people who tried to defend a Muslim: I was just verbally abusing her ironically. It's their faults for taking it seriously and trying to come to her defense.
Another modern-day Nazi: You better go into hiding you inferior-race jewish slut or I'll kill you
(Jewish woman goes into hiding)
Modern-day Nazi: Ha, I was just threatening her ironically, that dumb cunt. I don't actually think Jews are an inferior race at all. It was ironic Nazism.
Another modern-day Nazi: You better go into hiding you inferior-race jewish slut or I'll kill you
(Jewish woman goes into hiding)
Modern-day Nazi: Ha, I was just threatening her ironically, that dumb cunt. I don't actually think Jews are an inferior race at all. It was ironic Nazism.
by Catty McGee May 30, 2017
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A piece of deepity used by the unthinking part of the left to disguise their actual views, both from themselves and from others.
To the extent that it is true, it is unremarkable: all countries are fake, Palestinians are not (on average) any more or less indigenous to the area than Israelis are, and both Zionism and Palestinian nationalism are recent inventions that are only possible in the context of the broader invention of nationalism in recent centuries.
To the extent that it is false, it is very important to stress its falsehood: Israel has real, material power, and its oppression of Palestinians is very real, material, and immediate. It needs real, material, immediate relief, not abstract philosophical musings.
To the extent that it is true, it is unremarkable: all countries are fake, Palestinians are not (on average) any more or less indigenous to the area than Israelis are, and both Zionism and Palestinian nationalism are recent inventions that are only possible in the context of the broader invention of nationalism in recent centuries.
To the extent that it is false, it is very important to stress its falsehood: Israel has real, material power, and its oppression of Palestinians is very real, material, and immediate. It needs real, material, immediate relief, not abstract philosophical musings.
Zionist: ARE YOU DENYING THAT ISRAEL HAS THE RIGHT TO EXIST?
Leftist: Jews have the right to exist; Israel doesn't because it is an abstraction that necessarily should never take precedence over the lives of...
Unthinking leftist: Israel is FAKE.
Leftist: Look shut up and go play in /r/ChapoTrapHouse while serious people have a discussion
Leftist: Jews have the right to exist; Israel doesn't because it is an abstraction that necessarily should never take precedence over the lives of...
Unthinking leftist: Israel is FAKE.
Leftist: Look shut up and go play in /r/ChapoTrapHouse while serious people have a discussion
by Catty McGee June 04, 2019
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The kind of Republican who doesn't actively support ethnic cleansing* but is merely indifferent to it and will gladly go along with it if it furthers their careers. Named after Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump.
* Note: this does not apply to Palestinians, in whose case they are still in favor of ethnic cleansing.
* Note: this does not apply to Palestinians, in whose case they are still in favor of ethnic cleansing.
by Catty McGee January 07, 2018
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