Carl Davidson's definitions

Naked Athena

Woman who bared all in front of police during Portland protests, or one who emulates her

The lady named Naked Athena gained much attention as she paraded and sat in front of riot police that night

by Carl Davidson July 30, 2020

memefest

A festival of memes: non-stop continuous humor-making – using visual jokes in the online world.

The pandemic has been a genuine memefest. My feed is constantly full of friends sharing jokes

by Carl Davidson May 12, 2020

Lurky Torontonian

A Toronto-specific word, as in when Torontonians stand around idly on their porches, sidewalks, tiny lawns, etc. and eyeball others who may not be like them, and when a non-Torontonian is suspected, squint their beady eyes and scrunch their weasel noses and point and open their mouths to utter an inaudible to humans scream – to alert other lurky Torontonians that someone unlike them is near; similar to the Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

I was passing through Riverdale last week when I noticed several lurky Torontonians staring at me, and when I paused, they all pointed and opened their mouths to utter some kind of weird noise.

by Carl Davidson November 26, 2019

Grab your heels

Prepare to get fucked up the ass

Hey boss, I'm really busy and overloaded. Response "Well, grab your heels, there's more".

by Carl Davidson September 8, 2013

Scootski

Fun-loving builders who drop personal watercraft shells onto their scooters, eating a hybrid mode of transportation that turns heads and evokes a water-borne sense style onto city streets. See story on jalopnik site for more details.

Nick Stemple dropped an old Kawasaki Jet Ski shell onto a Suzuki 650 scooter to invent the new hybrid Scootski

by Carl Davidson March 4, 2021

Covitch

1. Severe itching caused from the virus, or imagined thereof, usually around the anus

Man, ever since I went to that illegal backyard party during lockdown, I've had the worst covitch in my ass – I think I got the virus

by Carl Davidson May 13, 2020

eFart

1. When you make a computer boo-boo
2. When a computer has a technical fart, error message or hiccup

Oh-oh, my computer just had an eFart and I think I have to restart...

by Carl Davidson September 7, 2013