26 definitions by Carl Davidson

Dawn's crack - a special place; Also, early sunrise (similar to 'zero dark thirty' in military slang).
1. That woman's pie is some mighty fine – I love the crack o' dawn. 2. People, we'll be on the objective by crack o' dawn!
by Carl Davidson July 22, 2020
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That excruciating time in the morning while you wait until your coffee has brewed
Man, I was so hung over, I was in perkatory until that first cuppa java was ready
by Carl Davidson July 22, 2020
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When giant tech companies purposely skew search results and suppress viewpoints such as news and censor viewpoints which don't meet their objectives.
In a brazen and blatant act of Orwellian tech totalitarianism, firms such as Google, Facebook and Twitter purposely de-list and suppress news and opinions such as early reports of coronavirus in Wuhan and later in the 2020 US election -- in order to support their narrative and corporate objectives, as well as affect outcomes and people's thoughts. While pretending to care and virtue signal, their true objective is to 'memory hole' any counter thinking and control people like sheep so they can have an absolute monopoly and unquestioning supremacy over society.
by Carl Davidson November 25, 2020
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A Toronto-specific word, as in when Torontonians stand around idly on their porches, sidewalks, tiny lawns, etc. and eyeball others who may not be like them, and when a non-Torontonian is suspected, squint their beady eyes and scrunch their weasel noses and point and open their mouths to utter an inaudible to humans scream – to alert other lurky Torontonians that someone unlike them is near; similar to the Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
I was passing through Riverdale last week when I noticed several lurky Torontonians staring at me, and when I paused, they all pointed and opened their mouths to utter some kind of weird noise.
by Carl Davidson November 26, 2019
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The phrase is a play on ‘catfishing,’ which means pretending to be someone you are not... to lure someone into a relationship. The issue is apparently enough of a problem that Vice, the achingly SJW online magazine, has devoted a lengthy article explaining what the problem is and interviewing “victims” of this cruel political dupery. - from RT - July 29th 2020
Ignore him, he's full of BS and just wokefishing you to try and get you into bed
by Carl Davidson July 29, 2020
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Work from Office - as opposed to 'WFH' - Work from Home.
As people begin to start returning to their regular place of work in a reverse exodus from when they were forced to head home, increasingly they will notify their colleagues that they'll be 'WFO' ...working from the office.
by Carl Davidson July 22, 2020
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1. When you make a computer boo-boo
2. When a computer has a technical fart, error message or hiccup
Oh-oh, my computer just had an eFart and I think I have to restart...
by Carl Davidson August 11, 2013
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