Lurky Torontonian

A Toronto-specific word, as in when Torontonians stand around idly on their porches, sidewalks, tiny lawns, etc. and eyeball others who may not be like them, and when a non-Torontonian is suspected, squint their beady eyes and scrunch their weasel noses and point and open their mouths to utter an inaudible to humans scream – to alert other lurky Torontonians that someone unlike them is near; similar to the Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
I was passing through Riverdale last week when I noticed several lurky Torontonians staring at me, and when I paused, they all pointed and opened their mouths to utter some kind of weird noise.
by Carl Davidson November 26, 2019
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eastie-coastie

As it is done on the east coast of Canada; unique to the Maritimes or way of doing things
Mmmm-mmm-mmm, me boyo, sure love to get me a sea-vixen like Shaune MacKinlay – she's uniquely eastie-coastie and as delightful a lobster bisque with salt!
by Carl Davidson May 28, 2020
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Stress-baking

Baking at home to relieve the stress of coronavirus isolation.
Charlie had become a an accomplished stress-baking champion during his isolation at home during the coronavirus outbreak, in order to take his mind off the pandemic.
by Carl Davidson April 02, 2020
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Perkatory

That excruciating time in the morning while you wait until your coffee has brewed
Man, I was so hung over, I was in perkatory until that first cuppa java was ready
by Carl Davidson July 22, 2020
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Scootski

Fun-loving builders who drop personal watercraft shells onto their scooters, eating a hybrid mode of transportation that turns heads and evokes a water-borne sense style onto city streets. See story on jalopnik site for more details.
Nick Stemple dropped an old Kawasaki Jet Ski shell onto a Suzuki 650 scooter to invent the new hybrid Scootski
by Carl Davidson March 04, 2021
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Naked Athena

Woman who bared all in front of police during Portland protests, or one who emulates her
The lady named Naked Athena gained much attention as she paraded and sat in front of riot police that night
by Carl Davidson July 30, 2020
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