Carl's definitions

naked dave

owner of fkd.iwarp.com he is a random hero but its mainly a guy that is always naked every time i go to his house he is naked or has shorts on at the most

"put some clothes on naked dave"

by CaRL January 13, 2004

Lastros

The name for the Houston Astros baseball team when they are having a bad season, especially when they are in last place in theis division.

Man, can you believe the Lastros dropped three in a row to the crappy Brewers!

by carl October 3, 2003

saltshaker

Carl C.'s //fish-y\\ so called song. Carl is known in SPS c/o 2004! REPRESENT! ! ! for doing the SALTSHAKER dance . . . he was the ferst to noe about the dance in the whole school and probably the whole city. . . now enough of SALTSHAKER . . . TIME TO NOE CARL! ! !. . . he is from Herk-town 510! NOE HIM NOW!

Shake it like a Saltshaker! - Ying Yang Twins feat. Lil' Jon

by Carl March 19, 2004

bodonkadonk

A big thick bootyliscious grabtastic
ass, mainly on african american women, although - there are plenty of white skittles that have Badonkadonks.

"Damn T, That hoe got one slamin' badonkadonk" "Thats Right, My Dear Friend, She does, and I've 'hit that shizznit with my dangla many times'

by Carl August 27, 2003

skock a cock

verb: the ability for a person to put another person's penis amd testicles into their mouth at the same time.

Keep forcing it in there until you teach that bitch how to skock a cock

by Carl February 6, 2004

bliss

1) A song written by muse...bloody great song, great band too.

2) Happyness, ecstasy and feeling good..see muse for a song called "feeling good" also.

3) The name for a wallpaper on windows xp. The most interesting image made by microsoft.

Give me all the peace and joy in your mind.

by Carl November 24, 2003

horse cock

A penis in the size, shape, and stature, such as that of a horse's

Brett has a horsecock; it's the biggest dick I've ever seen

by carl June 10, 2002