Captain Spanky's definitions

knobbing

The act of sucking a penis.

Man did you see Sue knobbing the new boss.

by Captain Spanky July 21, 2006

MCT

Male Camel Toe

Man Billy needs to stop wearing those tight jeans he's got a bad case of MCT!

by Captain Spanky July 10, 2009

Monkeylove

Monkeylove is referred to as gay sex between two guys.

Did you hear gay Johnny talking about all the monkeylove he got last night.

by Captain Spanky July 28, 2006

caboosed

When a man is walking in front of you and stops short, you run into him with your package.

I caboosed Ed yesterday when he stopped to tie his shoe.

by Captain Spanky August 14, 2006

wack a mole

a phrase to describe beating off.

Hey were is Pat? He went to the bathroom to wack a mole.

by Captain Spanky August 7, 2006

SADD

Sexually Attention deficit disorder

My wife has SADD, anytime I want to @#!^, she falls asleep.

by Captain Spanky August 14, 2011

Butt nibblets

Butt nibblets are the small particles of poop that you find floating behind in a toilet after someone has flushed.

Man Ed must have had corn last night he left a ton of Butt nibblets in the can.

by Captain Spanky January 26, 2007