Captain Spanky's definitions

Monkeylove

Monkeylove is referred to as gay sex between two guys.

Did you hear gay Johnny talking about all the monkeylove he got last night.

by Captain Spanky July 28, 2006

caboosed

When a man is walking in front of you and stops short, you run into him with your package.

I caboosed Ed yesterday when he stopped to tie his shoe.

by Captain Spanky August 14, 2006

wack a mole

a phrase to describe beating off.

Hey were is Pat? He went to the bathroom to wack a mole.

by Captain Spanky August 7, 2006

poopy soup

When Pablo sticks his "Poopy Finger" in your soup when he serving it up. Resulting in a tore up stomach..... See Poopy finger.... Butt Nibblets.

I lost about 10lbs crapping when I had Pablo's poopy soup.

by Captain Spanky November 9, 2007

poopy finger

The correct term for Poopy Finger is the unintentional slipage of your finger off the tolite paper onto you greasy butthole, resulting in a "POOPY FINGER". If not washed will result in a nasty stomach when pablo servers you your soup. See Poopy Soup!

Pablo's poopy finger in my soup tore up my stomach....

by Captain Spanky November 9, 2007

SADD

Sexually Attention deficit disorder

My wife has SADD, anytime I want to @#!^, she falls asleep.

by Captain Spanky August 14, 2011

MCT

Male Camel Toe

Man Billy needs to stop wearing those tight jeans he's got a bad case of MCT!

by Captain Spanky July 10, 2009