Definitions by Captain Spanky

SADD 

Sexually Attention deficit disorder

My wife has SADD, anytime I want to @#!^, she falls asleep.

SADD by Captain Spanky August 14, 2011

MCT 

Male Camel Toe

Man Billy needs to stop wearing those tight jeans he's got a bad case of MCT!

MCT by Captain Spanky July 10, 2009

Verbal Bling Bling 

Verbal Bling Bling is used to describe verbal reconition for a job well done. Used to call someone out for a great job. Verbal Bling Bling shall never be used to KISS SOMEONES ASS as this is not intent.

I'd like to give out some Verbal Bling Bling to Billy for shaving that hair on his back.

Verbal Bling Bling by Captain Spanky June 4, 2008

poopy finger 

The correct term for Poopy Finger is the unintentional slipage of your finger off the tolite paper onto you greasy butthole, resulting in a "POOPY FINGER". If not washed will result in a nasty stomach when pablo servers you your soup. See Poopy Soup!

Pablo's poopy finger in my soup tore up my stomach....

poopy finger by Captain Spanky November 9, 2007

poopy soup 

When Pablo sticks his "Poopy Finger" in your soup when he serving it up. Resulting in a tore up stomach..... See Poopy finger.... Butt Nibblets.

I lost about 10lbs crapping when I had Pablo's poopy soup.

poopy soup by Captain Spanky November 9, 2007

Butt nibblets 

Butt nibblets are the small particles of poop that you find floating behind in a toilet after someone has flushed.

Man Ed must have had corn last night he left a ton of Butt nibblets in the can.

Butt nibblets by Captain Spanky January 26, 2007

caboosed 

When a man is walking in front of you and stops short, you run into him with your package.

I caboosed Ed yesterday when he stopped to tie his shoe.

caboosed by Captain Spanky August 14, 2006