Captain Spanky's definitions

wack a mole

a phrase to describe beating off.

Hey were is Pat? He went to the bathroom to wack a mole.

by Captain Spanky August 7, 2006

caboosed

When a man is walking in front of you and stops short, you run into him with your package.

I caboosed Ed yesterday when he stopped to tie his shoe.

by Captain Spanky August 14, 2006

poopy soup

When Pablo sticks his "Poopy Finger" in your soup when he serving it up. Resulting in a tore up stomach..... See Poopy finger.... Butt Nibblets.

I lost about 10lbs crapping when I had Pablo's poopy soup.

by Captain Spanky November 9, 2007

SADD

Sexually Attention deficit disorder

My wife has SADD, anytime I want to @#!^, she falls asleep.

by Captain Spanky August 14, 2011

MCT

Male Camel Toe

Man Billy needs to stop wearing those tight jeans he's got a bad case of MCT!

by Captain Spanky July 10, 2009

knobbing

The act of sucking a penis.

Man did you see Sue knobbing the new boss.

by Captain Spanky July 21, 2006

Cobbed

To get cobbed is to be smooth talked into having a penis inserted into you anus as its a good idea, only to realize when it's in your actually getting shafted by the man.

Damn eBay just cobbed the hell out of me, with there price increase.

by Captain Spanky July 20, 2006