Captain Spanky's definitions

MCT

Male Camel Toe

Man Billy needs to stop wearing those tight jeans he's got a bad case of MCT!

by Captain Spanky July 10, 2009

Cobbed

To get cobbed is to be smooth talked into having a penis inserted into you anus as its a good idea, only to realize when it's in your actually getting shafted by the man.

Damn eBay just cobbed the hell out of me, with there price increase.

by Captain Spanky July 20, 2006

knobbing

The act of sucking a penis.

Man did you see Sue knobbing the new boss.

by Captain Spanky July 21, 2006

Monkeylove

Monkeylove is referred to as gay sex between two guys.

Did you hear gay Johnny talking about all the monkeylove he got last night.

by Captain Spanky July 28, 2006

Bulls milk

Bulls Milk - The Man juice from a Bull. Unknowning persons have successfully milked (so they thought) a bull.

The secret to Ed's youthful look is a pint of freshly squozen bulls milk.

by Captain Spanky July 28, 2006

wack a mole

a phrase to describe beating off.

Hey were is Pat? He went to the bathroom to wack a mole.

by Captain Spanky August 7, 2006

caboosed

When a man is walking in front of you and stops short, you run into him with your package.

I caboosed Ed yesterday when he stopped to tie his shoe.

by Captain Spanky August 14, 2006