The Cramp

Hide your shit, here comes the cramp.
by Captain Slappy August 03, 2008
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Trolling

Taking LSD and exctasy together.
Man we wnet trolling and the club last night and blew the fuck up!!!
by Captain Slappy August 03, 2008
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Toofis

Man I gots mines new gold toofis today.
by Captain Slappy August 01, 2008
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Splasher

One who commits suicide by jumping off of a bridge
I sa another splasher jump of the Dames Point Bridge today.
by Captain Slappy August 01, 2008
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Ghetto Flakes

When you don't have any milk and you put sugar water on your Corn Flakes.
Damn, no milk!! I guess its going to ghetto flakes this morning.
by Captain Slappy August 01, 2008
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Donald Duck Navy

The Donald Duck Navy picked up 25 more Cubans floating on a 55 chevy in the Gulf of Mexico.
by Captain Slappy August 01, 2008
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Floater

The Coast Guard pulled another floater out of the river today.
by Captain Slappy August 01, 2008
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