velvet sausage wallet

A vagina.
Man that chick had some good velvet sausage wallet.
by Captain Slappy July 11, 2008
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Sticky Teddybear

When your banging a 14 year old and you wipe your dick on her teddybear when you finish.
Like....OMG. when he left all I had was a sticky teddybear.
by Captain Slappy July 11, 2008
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Splasher

One who commits suicide by jumping off of a bridge
I sa another splasher jump of the Dames Point Bridge today.
by Captain Slappy July 11, 2008
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Ring Around the Rosy

Getting ganged raped by the tellitubbies
Man I just got a ring around the rosy, I just shit a pinwheel.
by Captain Slappy July 11, 2008
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Frenchy Gay Jew Nigger

A French Gay Jewish Nigger. Slang for the bottom of the barrel racial slur magnet.
That fucktard, you know, the Frenchy Gay Jew Nigger just stole my Slim Jim.
by Captain Slappy March 02, 2009
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Piss Nuts

A term for someone who's dick is so small they piss on thier nuts.
That Guy's junk is so small he's piss nuts.
by Captain Slappy July 11, 2008
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The Cramp

Slang for the Police.
Hide your shit, here comes the cramp.
by Captain Slappy July 11, 2008
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