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Jewkey

Stupid and cheap.
Man this Ipod is jewkey.
by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008
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velvet sausage wallet

A vagina.
Man that chick had some good velvet sausage wallet.
by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008
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Sticky Teddybear

When your banging a 14 year old and you wipe your dick on her teddybear when you finish.
Like....OMG. when he left all I had was a sticky teddybear.
by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008
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Ring Around the Rosy

Getting ganged raped by the tellitubbies
Man I just got a ring around the rosy, I just shit a pinwheel.
by Captain Slappy August 2, 2008
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Sexame Street Freak

Some one who wants to have sex with Sesame Street Characters.
Man I'm suck a Sexame street freak, I would love to stick my mushroom tip in that hot ass Elmo.
by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008
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Ghetto Flakes

When you don't have any milk and you put sugar water on your Corn Flakes.
Damn, no milk!! I guess its going to ghetto flakes this morning.
by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008
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Toofis

Ghetto slang for teeth or tooth.
Man I gots mines new gold toofis today.
by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008
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