Definitions by Captain Slappy

Keel Hauled 

A punishment aboard a ship or boat in which the offenders arms are tied to two seperate ropes. He is then thrown off of the ships bow and hauled under the ships keel (bottom) from bow to stern. Ships keels are covered with barnnicals which are sharp ans shred skin. Half the sailors do not survive this punishment due to drowning or loss of blood.

The Ships Bosan's Mate is going to be keel hauled by the Captain for stealin rum.

Keel Hauled by Captain Slappy August 2, 2008

Dirty Jewish Pirate

When you are recieving head, pull out and squirt her in the eye. Then kick her in the shin. When she's hobbling around with one eye, you steal her purse and run.

I banged a highclass callgirl and made money in the deal, I gave her a Dirty Jewish Pirate.

Dirty Jewish Pirate by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Tugboat Trash 

The crew of a tugboat as thought by management.

Just look at those tugboat trash milking the clock.

Tugboat Trash by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Filthy Fisherman 

When your getting ready to have sex with a woman and she makes fun of your small penis. So you slip her a ruffie and when she passes out, you stuff cans of Chicken by the Sea Tuna fish up her ass. Then you dig through her purse and use her lipstick to write Charlie on her forehead.

That chick I picked up at the bar last night dissed me so I ran a filthy fisherman on her.

Filthy Fisherman by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Trouser Snake Charmer 

The chick at the bar who has been buying you drinks all night actually has a penis.

Man I met this hot ass chick last night at the club, I took her home and found out she was a trouser snake charmer so I had to shank him in the kidney.

Trouser Snake Charmer by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Shitty Pelican 

When you blow a load in your girls butt. She then runs to your neighbors house and blows the load all over thier cars windshield.

That bitch next door shitty pelicaned my car again last night.

Shitty Pelican by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Jewkey

Stupid and cheap.

Man this Ipod is jewkey.

Jewkey by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008