Cap'n Bullmoose's definitions

coo burner

A very hot pepper, such as a Scotch Bonnet or Habanero.

So called because the day after you eat too many of them, your coo burns. You get a Mexican heartburn.

A Portagee expression.

Hey, Sally, have some of these coo burners.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005

Schroedinger's Cat

A hypothetical experiment in quantum mechanics that allegedly proves that a cat can be alive and dead at the same time. This conclusion smack's of Bishop Berkeley's notion that if nobody is in a forest to hear a falling tree, the tree makes no sound.

Schroedinger's Cat is not half alive and half dead. It is either alive or dead, and we have to open the box to find out. If we lose interest and refuse to open the box, the chances of the cat being dead increase greatly with time.

by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006

BA

A Bare Ass, exposed as a taunt or an insult. A moon.

Lenny dropped trou and hung BA in the library.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

land yacht

A road locomotive. A block-long car that handles badly.

Martha drove her land yacht to the mall.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

Mexican socket wrench

An adjustable wrench, commonly called a Crescent wrench (from a brand name).

Billy Bob used his Mexican socket wrench to loosen his alternator bolts.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

Self Defense

The skills you need to master and use to protect yourself from home invasion, robbery, or other personal attack by greasy haired Pachucos, Crips, Bloods, and other criminals.

If you want protect yourself from attacks by Pachucos and other criminals, you have to learn self defense.
Liberals call Self Defense "taking the law into your own hands." They do not want people to defend themselves against criminals.

by Cap'n Bullmoose October 26, 2008

mun

A Pachuco, a worthless member of a street gang.

Raymond is a putrid mun.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 20, 2005