Cap'n Bullmoose's definitions

boss

Bosses are like diapers: Full of shit and all over your ass.

My boss had nothing to do, so he watched me work all day today.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

Mexican socket wrench

An adjustable wrench, commonly called a Crescent wrench (from a brand name).

Billy Bob used his Mexican socket wrench to loosen his alternator bolts.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

chogie

1. A very loud fart. A binderfender.

2. To walk very quickly.

Judy let a great big chogie in class today.

I'm going to chogie on down to the Piggly Wiggly and get a pack of smokes.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

Schroedinger's Cat

A hypothetical experiment in quantum mechanics that allegedly proves that a cat can be alive and dead at the same time. This conclusion smack's of Bishop Berkeley's notion that if nobody is in a forest to hear a falling tree, the tree makes no sound.

Schroedinger's Cat is not half alive and half dead. It is either alive or dead, and we have to open the box to find out. If we lose interest and refuse to open the box, the chances of the cat being dead increase greatly with time.

by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006

BA

A Bare Ass, exposed as a taunt or an insult. A moon.

Lenny dropped trou and hung BA in the library.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

homosexual

An extremely offensive word used to villify a poofter, a butt eating faggot, a turd burglar, a corn holer, or a swishy mama's boy.
A person is not born a homosexual. He is not born eating butt or corn holing the dog. A person chooses to become a homosexual. Behavior makes a person a homosexual. You do not become a homosexual by eating chocolate cake. You become a homosexual by eating butt.

Lemony is a homosexual. He enjoys fluttering his wrists, lisping, and going "tsk!" He decided to become a homosexual the day he decided to corn hole the dog.

by Cap'n Bullmoose October 27, 2007

road hog

A crummy soccer mom who hogs the left lane of any multi-lane road while she prattles on the cell phone.

Cassidy the arrogant soccer mom is this town's most egregious road hog. She will not move over into the right lane to let anyone pass.

by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006