Cap'n Bullmoose's definitions

liberal

A politician who promises entitlements to certain groups in order to buy their votes. Note that the politician therefore wants those groups to remain static, so he can promise more entitlements and get more votes.

A liberal has no desire to see black, Mexican, or poofter populations leave their ghettos, barrios, or prance halls and blend in with the rest of society. If they did that, there would be no easy block of votes.

Liberals have no desire to see blacks or Mexicans get good paying jobs. With a good job comes the liberal's enormous burden of taxes, which soon wipe out your entitlements.

In short, a liberal is most interested in preserving the status quo, by keeping black folk down on de ol plantation.

Senaturd Kennedy is a pansy ass liberal.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2005

Frito Bandito

A Mexican bandit who used to advertise Fritos. White liberal twits and pantywaist oafs said that the Frito Bandito was racist because it looked like a Mexican, and anybody who saw him would instantly and automatically believe that all Mexicans were bandits, and that they spoke English with a Mexican accent.

I really miss the Frito Bandito. He was quite effective at offending white liberals.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

oboe

An ill wind that nobody blows good.

Lynne played Telemann's oboe concertos at the concert.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

shack

A private fuzz cop hired by a railroad to toss bums off of moving freight trains.

In the Big Rock Candy Mountain,
There's a land that's fair and bright,
Where the handouts grow on bushes
And you sleep out every night.
The shacks all have to tip their hats and the railroad bulls are blind...

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

pawnbroker's balls

The upper limit of extreme, uncomfortable cold, not measurable with a thermometer.

Man, it's colder than a pawnbroker's balls. All three of 'em.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005

Mexican socket wrench

An adjustable wrench, commonly called a Crescent wrench (from a brand name).

Billy Bob used his Mexican socket wrench to loosen his alternator bolts.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

fleabag

A cheap and rundown hotel.

Ermal and Billie Sue stayed in all the fleabags along Route 66.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005