Cap'n Bullmoose's definitions

oboe

An ill wind that nobody blows good.

Lynne played Telemann's oboe concertos at the concert.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

jock juice

1. What you get when you wring out a sweaty jock strap.

2. A sports beverage, such as Gator Ade.

At the end of the quarter, Jack drank some jock juice.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

left lane

The traffic lane occupied by all inconsiderate slobs, cell-phone-yapping soccer moms, arrogant yuppies, and natives of Colorado.

All cars with Colorado license plates will be found in the left lane.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

left lane hog

An inconsiderate slob who drives in the left lane and won't move over to let anyone pass.

A left lane dick. A left lamer.

A long line of soccer moms in their SUVs followed the left lane hog. Each one was waiting for her chance to be first in line.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

Vulgar Dog

1. William Shakespeare.

Lord Byron wrote that Shakespeare was a vulgar dog.

2. A dog. Any dog.

Bet you can't find me a dog who is not a vulgar dog.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

Ivory-Billed Woodpecker

The next target for legions of bull-necked peckerwoods in the Arkansas outback.

Bubba is gonna shoot him a Ivory-Billed Woodpecker, now that the TV gone an' told him where it lives.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

Woof!

Word used by countless ignorant peckerwoods to refer to a wolf.

Hot damn, Lem, they's a Woof down there in the holler.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005