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Definitions by Cap'n Bullmoose

horse face 

Look at that horse face over there. Looks like Hillary's spawn.
horse face by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005
A Portagee word for fart or binderfender.
Ooh, man, Joao made a big boofa in the movie house.
boofa by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005

Ted Kennedy 

A limp-wristed liberal mush wimp who knows what is best for you and me. He knows we should have our guns taken away, so only crips will have guns. Then we will have no way to defend ourselves from crips or liberals.

He wants to tax our pants off and give the money to guys of color, Mexicans, and poofters. Also to soccer moms so they can have abortions.
If I paid as little income tax as Senaturd Ted Kennedy, I would have enough money to live on.
Ted Kennedy by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005

portagee 

1. A native, resident, or emigrant from Portugal.

2. A descendant of such a person.

A people with a rich cultural heritage that makes no demands for care and support from their government. They are workers and doers, rather than beggars and takers.

White liberal twits whine that the word is offensive, but the only people offended by the word are white liberal twits. Portagees call themselves Portagees, and love to eat Portagee Soup and linguisa.
Big Joe Portagee is a character in Tortilla Flat.
portagee by Cap'n Bullmoose April 20, 2005

wino lunch box 

A dumpster. A large trash receptacle usually found outside business establishments. A bin in which winos and bums go dumpster diving.
Edgar and Louise found breakfast in the wino lunch box behind Maxim's.
A beverage that cannot be purchased; only rented.
You can't buy beer. You can only rent it.
beer by Cap'n Bullmoose April 20, 2005

stooge-o-matic transmission 

An automotive transmission built for people who don't know how to shift gears, such as old granny ladies, mush wimps, effeminate males, soccer moms, and yuppie twits. This transmission has no clutch, and uses a torque converter.

People who don't know how to drive get stooge-o-matic transmissions, and therefore never learn how to drive. They put their brakes on for random cosmic events. They put their brakes on going down hills. You should see all the pantywaist stooge-o-matic drivers with burnt-out brakes on the roads in the Rocky Mountains!
Chalmers the mush wimp drives a sports car with a stooge-o-matic transmission.