Definitions by Cap'n Awesome
intelltextual
Somebody trying way too hard to be smart via SMS. Types out the entire word, or uses too many words to express a simple thought.
Texter 1: sup man how r u
Texter 2: I'm doing very well! How are you, my friend?
Texter 1: do u guys like paramore
Texter 2: While I have to admit that I find them almost infectiously catchy, any thoughtful examination reveals vapid, trite lyrics and simple arrangements.
Texter 3: not rly
Texter 1: boy i sure love the novels texter 2 sends me
Texter 3: hes so intelltextual lol
Texter 2: I'm doing very well! How are you, my friend?
Texter 1: do u guys like paramore
Texter 2: While I have to admit that I find them almost infectiously catchy, any thoughtful examination reveals vapid, trite lyrics and simple arrangements.
Texter 3: not rly
Texter 1: boy i sure love the novels texter 2 sends me
Texter 3: hes so intelltextual lol
intelltextual by Cap'n Awesome March 28, 2009
cry pod
An Ipod, or any electronic media player, filled with gigs and gigs of emo, shoegaze, screamcore, or any kind of music assosiated with sad white kids.
He was trying to be friendly, and offered me his Nano, in case there was anything I'd like to listen to. Thirty seconds of scrolling through his cry pod quickly confirmed that we would probably have very little in common.
cry pod by Cap'n Awesome August 28, 2006
Do a barrel roll!
Comes from Starfox 64. A character would command fox to do a barrel roll in order to prevent being shot to deadness.
A barrel roll is when a fighter pilot makes his ship turn over, very quickly, in mid-air. It makes the wings harder to hit.
It's more common practice to shout this phrase at friends while they play video games. Especially if they can't do anything roll-like. The purpose is to be obnoxious, and quote old video games. Two of most peoples' favorite things.
A barrel roll is when a fighter pilot makes his ship turn over, very quickly, in mid-air. It makes the wings harder to hit.
It's more common practice to shout this phrase at friends while they play video games. Especially if they can't do anything roll-like. The purpose is to be obnoxious, and quote old video games. Two of most peoples' favorite things.
Do a barrel roll! by Cap'n Awesome August 11, 2006
break
In pool, to hit the cue ball first, and break the triangle of balls. Usually determines whether a person is playing stripes or solids.
Also means to give change for a large bill.
Also means to give change for a large bill.
1. Brad's gonna lose anyway, so you might as well let him break.
2. Kathy: I need your $3.50
Cj: Can you break a ten?
2. Kathy: I need your $3.50
Cj: Can you break a ten?
break by Cap'n Awesome April 15, 2006
planesmas
September 11th. The term implies that the attacks of 9/11 were actually something of a gift, or celebration.
planesmas by Cap'n Awesome September 24, 2005
Darwin Awards
An "award" given to people who contribute the most to the evolution of humanity by removing their genes from the gene pool. Sometimes given to people who simply sterilize themselves, but most of the recipiants have ended up dead because of their actions.
Basically, the concept is that people kill/injure themselves to the point where reproduction is no longer possible whilst doing something surrealistically stupid. By insuring that their stupid genes to not spread, they ultimately help humanity and thus recieve an award.
While the concept is funny enough, the actual awards are usually very mean spirited.
Basically, the concept is that people kill/injure themselves to the point where reproduction is no longer possible whilst doing something surrealistically stupid. By insuring that their stupid genes to not spread, they ultimately help humanity and thus recieve an award.
While the concept is funny enough, the actual awards are usually very mean spirited.
Darwin Awards by Cap'n Awesome May 18, 2005