Cap'n Awesome's definitions

break

In pool, to hit the cue ball first, and break the triangle of balls. Usually determines whether a person is playing stripes or solids.

Also means to give change for a large bill.

1. Brad's gonna lose anyway, so you might as well let him break.

2. Kathy: I need your $3.50
Cj: Can you break a ten?

by Cap'n Awesome April 15, 2006

hause

How a dumb person spells hoss.

I wrote "I'm a hause" on my T-shirt because I'm lightly retarded.

by Cap'n Awesome May 5, 2005

mad off

Really, really sick.

We're gonna take him to the doctor in a little while. He's mad off- he's been vomiting for about six hours straight now.

by Cap'n Awesome May 3, 2005

pope of Chilitown

The authority on chili, flavor, or spice.

Look at me, I'm Homer Simpson, I think I'm the Pope of Chilitown.

by Cap'n Awesome May 5, 2005

nubitron

New person. Increasing in popularity in the online gaming world.

I couldn't bring myself to shoot the nubitron, he was running into the wall.

by Cap'n Awesome May 2, 2005

floatin

High.

It means high.

Specifically on weed.

sheeeet i just smoked four bowls im floatin 8)~~~~~~~~~~~~

by Cap'n Awesome April 29, 2005

intelltextual

Somebody trying way too hard to be smart via SMS. Types out the entire word, or uses too many words to express a simple thought.

Texter 1: sup man how r u
Texter 2: I'm doing very well! How are you, my friend?

Texter 1: do u guys like paramore
Texter 2: While I have to admit that I find them almost infectiously catchy, any thoughtful examination reveals vapid, trite lyrics and simple arrangements.
Texter 3: not rly

Texter 1: boy i sure love the novels texter 2 sends me
Texter 3: hes so intelltextual lol

by Cap'n Awesome March 28, 2009