Cap'n Awesome's definitions

intelltextual

Somebody trying way too hard to be smart via SMS. Types out the entire word, or uses too many words to express a simple thought.

Texter 1: sup man how r u
Texter 2: I'm doing very well! How are you, my friend?

Texter 1: do u guys like paramore
Texter 2: While I have to admit that I find them almost infectiously catchy, any thoughtful examination reveals vapid, trite lyrics and simple arrangements.
Texter 3: not rly

Texter 1: boy i sure love the novels texter 2 sends me
Texter 3: hes so intelltextual lol

by Cap'n Awesome March 28, 2009

pope of Chilitown

The authority on chili, flavor, or spice.

Look at me, I'm Homer Simpson, I think I'm the Pope of Chilitown.

by Cap'n Awesome May 5, 2005

nubitron

New person. Increasing in popularity in the online gaming world.

I couldn't bring myself to shoot the nubitron, he was running into the wall.

by Cap'n Awesome May 2, 2005

Do a barrel roll!

Comes from Starfox 64. A character would command fox to do a barrel roll in order to prevent being shot to deadness.

A barrel roll is when a fighter pilot makes his ship turn over, very quickly, in mid-air. It makes the wings harder to hit.

It's more common practice to shout this phrase at friends while they play video games. Especially if they can't do anything roll-like. The purpose is to be obnoxious, and quote old video games. Two of most peoples' favorite things.

"Son of a white boy, my Sim will not stop crying!"
"Quick, do a barrel roll!"

by Cap'n Awesome August 11, 2006

stacked

"Stacked" a the past tense verb, as in "He has stacked."

It means to crash, specifically on a skateboard.

Dude, I swear he was like thirty feet in the air, doing this awesome nose grab, then he stacks it.

by Cap'n Awesome May 5, 2005

futureshop!!

A place that does not actually exist, but if it did would provide an immediate solution.

After a heavy dilema is presented, or a period of silence falls, it is appropriate to call out, "Quick! To the futureshop!!" The idea is that the solution will be within the futureshop!!

The two exclaimation points are totally required, even if it isn't the last word in the sentence.

Guy: Crap, I can't find my hat.
Guy2: Quick! To the futureshop!!
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Guy: Hey guys, what's new.
Guy2: Absolutely nothing man. We even tried cleaning out the futureshop!! but even that couldn't break this boredom.

by Cap'n Awesome April 27, 2005

GMLO

Gettin' my laugh on.

Much classier version of LOL

So we see Brent walk out of the bathroom, but he's so tanked that he can't smell himself, and his pants are still around his ankles! Oh man, I was GMLO.

by Cap'n Awesome May 2, 2005