Cap'n Awesome's definitions

futureshop!!

A place that does not actually exist, but if it did would provide an immediate solution.

After a heavy dilema is presented, or a period of silence falls, it is appropriate to call out, "Quick! To the futureshop!!" The idea is that the solution will be within the futureshop!!

The two exclaimation points are totally required, even if it isn't the last word in the sentence.

Guy: Crap, I can't find my hat.
Guy2: Quick! To the futureshop!!
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Guy: Hey guys, what's new.
Guy2: Absolutely nothing man. We even tried cleaning out the futureshop!! but even that couldn't break this boredom.

by Cap'n Awesome April 27, 2005

stacked

"Stacked" a the past tense verb, as in "He has stacked."

It means to crash, specifically on a skateboard.

Dude, I swear he was like thirty feet in the air, doing this awesome nose grab, then he stacks it.

by Cap'n Awesome May 5, 2005

whiny

1) an adjective describing a person prone to complaining.
2) Somebody who seems determined to gripe.
3) Petulant.
4) Everybody who defined 106,900 Iraqis

I mean they were ALL whiny.

by Cap'n Awesome May 15, 2005

pope of Chilitown

The authority on chili, flavor, or spice.

Look at me, I'm Homer Simpson, I think I'm the Pope of Chilitown.

by Cap'n Awesome May 5, 2005

intelltextual

Somebody trying way too hard to be smart via SMS. Types out the entire word, or uses too many words to express a simple thought.

Texter 1: sup man how r u
Texter 2: I'm doing very well! How are you, my friend?

Texter 1: do u guys like paramore
Texter 2: While I have to admit that I find them almost infectiously catchy, any thoughtful examination reveals vapid, trite lyrics and simple arrangements.
Texter 3: not rly

Texter 1: boy i sure love the novels texter 2 sends me
Texter 3: hes so intelltextual lol

by Cap'n Awesome March 28, 2009

mad off

Really, really sick.

We're gonna take him to the doctor in a little while. He's mad off- he's been vomiting for about six hours straight now.

by Cap'n Awesome May 3, 2005

planesmas

September 11th. The term implies that the attacks of 9/11 were actually something of a gift, or celebration.

Merry Planesmas, New York!

by Cap'n Awesome September 24, 2005