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Cap'n

Short for "Captain"

Can be accompanied with Awesome.
Crunchitize me, Cap'n!
by Cap'n Awesome May 3, 2005
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do a steve

Not refering to anybody named Steve.

"Do a steve" is a request, asking a person to "do a Steve." To "do a Steve" is to preform an action, not nessecarily a logical or possible action. Most any responce to "do a Steve" is appropriate.

The request usually occurs after a moment of silence or upon greeting.
*doorbell rings*
Guy: Oh hey, man, sup? Come on in.
Guy2: Sup man, do a Steve.
Guy: *grabs ankle*
by Cap'n Awesome April 26, 2005
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pope of Chilitown

The authority on chili, flavor, or spice.
Look at me, I'm Homer Simpson, I think I'm the Pope of Chilitown.
by Cap'n Awesome May 5, 2005
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intelltextual

Somebody trying way too hard to be smart via SMS. Types out the entire word, or uses too many words to express a simple thought.
Texter 1: sup man how r u
Texter 2: I'm doing very well! How are you, my friend?

Texter 1: do u guys like paramore
Texter 2: While I have to admit that I find them almost infectiously catchy, any thoughtful examination reveals vapid, trite lyrics and simple arrangements.
Texter 3: not rly

Texter 1: boy i sure love the novels texter 2 sends me
Texter 3: hes so intelltextual lol
by Cap'n Awesome March 28, 2009
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aweful

Full of awe, or could inspire enough awe to fill. Dispite sounding like awful, it means quite the opposite.
Guy: I just made a submission to urbandictionary.com!
Guy2:Dude, that's aweful!
by Cap'n Awesome April 26, 2005
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GMLO

Gettin' my laugh on.

Much classier version of LOL
So we see Brent walk out of the bathroom, but he's so tanked that he can't smell himself, and his pants are still around his ankles! Oh man, I was GMLO.
by Cap'n Awesome May 2, 2005
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Pope

1) (N) Leader of the Roman Catholics.
2) (n) Somebody who is insanely talented, skilled, or generally awesome.
3) (v) To own somebody completly. Sometimes used to describe a quick, violent act that cannot be imagined.
4) (adj) Incredable.
1) So they chose a new pope. I wonder how he feels about abortion.
2) Dude, don't even mess with Sarah, she's'a da' freakin' pope.
3) If I'm waiting at the movies and your brother shows up, I'm going to pope the both of you.
4) When you backflipped off the roof and punched cancer in the balls, that was so pope.
by Cap'n Awesome May 2, 2005
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