Definitions by Canton MA

McAlberts

McAlberts is a term used to refer to anyone that associates with the friends & family of the Albert’s, McCabe’s, Higgins, Proctor’s etc. Also used as a general term for anyone that was involved on January 29, 2022 in Canton Massachusetts.

The McAlberts know exactly what happened to Officer John O’Keefe.

I went to a party and there was a bunch of McAlberts there listening to “It’s raining men”.

McAlberts by Canton MA November 4, 2025

Proctored 

Proctored is when a MSP LEO changes words, interviews & reports in a homicide investigation. Proctored is another way to spell names wrong, add in information that he decides will fit the narrative & LIE on official reports. When something changes to fit the narrative it’s been Proctored.

Mikey Proctor Proctored his reports so he could get his friends & family off of a crime they may have committed. Mikey PROCTORED all the statements in the investigation.

Proctored by Canton MA October 2, 2023

Chicken Parm Charlie

Chicken Parm Charlie known as a Canton MA, SBM. CPC makes a mediocre chicken parm. Don’t order from Chicken Parm Charlie. He’ll call you a loooooossaaahhh & throw you out of D&E. Chicken Parm Charlie also is a known murrrdddauuhhh!!!

Doctor Turtleboy ordered a mediocre chicken parm from Chicken Parm Charlie aka (Canton MA SBM) Chris. The Doctor was called a loooossaaahhh .

Chicken Parm Charlie by Canton MA October 2, 2023

Advantage Boys 

A group of boys that need to stay away from the Canton Crew. Boys that have been called out by saying Bang Bang Looossaaaahhh!! Advantage Boys are NOT a Gang in Mass.

Yooo Advantage Boys’ I will beat all your asses BANG BANG said CA

Advantage Boys by Canton MA August 30, 2023

BANG BANG 

Albert Family term of endearment… Its another word for using your fists or middle finger. Usually 2 words that you say to people after you call them out to fight you or your family .

Colin aka BANG BANG COLON called out the “Advantage Boys” & yelled BANG BANG

BANG BANG COLON makes videos yelling out BANG BANG

BANG BANG by Canton MA August 4, 2023

“Hos long to die in cold” 

How long for someone to die in the cold. Before or after a deceased LEO was found outside in freezing temperatures.

JM googled “hos long to die in cold” at 2:27 a.m before anyone knew JO was deceased.

“Hos long to die in cold” by Canton MA July 14, 2023

“Hos long to die in cold” 

How long for someone to die in the cold. Before or after a deceased LEO was found outside in freezing temperatures.

JM googled “hos long to die in cold” at 2:27 a.m before anyone knew JO was deceased.

“Hos long to die in cold” by Canton MA July 14, 2023