Can Not's definitions

veet

verb - to look at a rather chunky women for pleasure.

"Uh, can't talk now Bob, I have some veeting to do."

"Woah, Robbie has some mad veet skillz!"

"Tom saw a rather chunky woman and began to veet at her."

by Can Not March 14, 2005

flamingoed

A rather "interesting" and "intense" way of claiming dominance over your enemy.

Bob: Oh no!!!! We are playing a game! I am losign!
John: OMG I will win!
*bob looses*
John: You just got flamingoed!!!
Jane: John your so hot you just flamingoed him!

by Can Not March 14, 2005

holy pantrs

noun - A pair of pants that pertects the wearer(s) from magic, instint death, claims, and telemarketers. Defense against other things are only slightly better than normal pants.

Jarred: I killed Sean!(claim)
Sean: Ahhh!
Mike: You can't do that, Sean is wearing Holy Pantrs!!!!1
Sean: Yay!
Jarred: I shot Sean in the head!(instint kill)
Sean: Ahhh!
Mike: You can't do that, Sean is wearing Holy Pantrs!!!!1
Sean: Yay!
Jarred: I cast a giant fireball on Sean!(magic)
Sean: Ahhh!
Mike: You can't do that, Sean is wearing Holy Pantrs!!!!1
Sean: Yay!
Jarred: I told some guys to sell stuff to Sean over the phone!(telemarketers)
Sean: Ahhh!
Mike: You can't do that, Sean is wearing Holy Pantrs!!!!1
Sean: Yay!
Jarred: I slapped Sean!(other things)
Sean: Oh crap that hurt!

by Can Not March 14, 2005

rotor

noun - a guy who is willing to go out with almost any girl. Sometimes a veeter.(someone who veets) rotors are not always desperate, but they are too willing.

Phillip Noble was utterly willing to go out with all those digusting girls.

Sean is not a rotor because he will only be willing to go out with Asia.

by Can Not March 15, 2005

condijury

1. noun - happy ownage being happy that you owned.

2. verb (condijuride)- to own happily

1. I utterly ownd the enemy with eternal condijury.

2. I condijuride the enemy with my 0MG m4d leet skillz(superiorness).

by Can Not March 15, 2005

cattlelate

verb - to process, to preprare for eating, based off the general concept of turning cattle into hamburger.

"Time to cattlelate these cows so we can eat them!"

"I cattlelate PS2s so I can feed them to my Xbox and GameCube!"

"Player Bob was cattlelated by Player Slimey!"

by Can Not March 15, 2005

condijuride

1. verb - to own happily

2. noun (condijury)- happy ownage being happy that you owned.

1. I condijuride the enemy with my 0MG m4d leet skillz(superiorness).

2. I utterly ownd the enemy with eternal condijury.

by Can Not March 15, 2005