Can Not's definitions
noun - a condition of having so much sex during a short period of time that the emotional and physical strain causes damage to your body. Great for a Halo 2 screen name.
"I was driving Earl around after he was drunk at Kristy's house, and he was whining that he might have had sex overload!"
"PlayerA was killed by sex overload!"
"PlayerA was killed by sex overload!"
by Can Not August 8, 2005
Get the sex overloadmug. "Uh, can't talk now Bob, I have some veeting to do."
"Woah, Robbie has some mad veet skillz!"
"Tom saw a rather chunky woman and began to veet at her."
"Woah, Robbie has some mad veet skillz!"
"Tom saw a rather chunky woman and began to veet at her."
by Can Not March 14, 2005
Get the veetmug. noun - a long time ago, the Catholic Church tricked the followers of ICP and other Juggalos in meeting at a place to become freinds, then mercilessly abuse them. In this event, millions of Juggalos world wide got "whipped". this is a horrible event.
"Historian Jake Peterson will now study the life of the Juggalos during the "Whipping of the Juggalos""
"My grandfather died in the Whipping of the Juggalos."
"My grandfather died in the Whipping of the Juggalos."
by Can Not December 28, 2005
Get the Whipping of the Juggalosmug. by Can Not May 2, 2005
Get the CD Drivemug. Noun - An acronym that stands for massively Multiplayer Online Bulliten Board. Usually used to confront someone who takes an internet forum too seriously.
"Hehe, I have almost 44,000 posts, what are you going to do about that?"
"HOLY CRAP!!!!!!11 His quantity/quality nature causes me to be inferior to him! DAMN THIS MMOBB!!! DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN!!!"
"HOLY CRAP!!!!!!11 His quantity/quality nature causes me to be inferior to him! DAMN THIS MMOBB!!! DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN!!!"
by Can Not May 10, 2005
Get the MMOBBmug. Nacho: *sniff*, "I smell fish sticks..DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN!!!"
"Someone has cut my hair too short...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"
"Is that...an ugly girl? DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"
"Banana splits...mmmmm...good. WAIT! Its not split evenly! DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"
"This tuff gangster jacket is too small for me...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"
"There are no bagels in the fridge...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"
"I made a D in Social Studies. Now I'm grounded. That last F almost made me fail...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"
"Polly is trying to call me again...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11 WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU??????11"
"Someone has cut my hair too short...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"
"Is that...an ugly girl? DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"
"Banana splits...mmmmm...good. WAIT! Its not split evenly! DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"
"This tuff gangster jacket is too small for me...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"
"There are no bagels in the fridge...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"
"I made a D in Social Studies. Now I'm grounded. That last F almost made me fail...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"
"Polly is trying to call me again...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11 WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU??????11"
by Can Not May 15, 2005
Get the DAMN YOU SPIDERMANmug. noun - Used in some Sci-Fi, the Zero Mass Theory is a theory that suggests there is a net total of zero mass in the universe. Although that seems impossible, its the mathematical veiw of the theory.
the actual theory is that there is positive matter and negative matter, and when the total negative and positive mass is added together, they cancel out to zero. This would go along with the Big Bang Theory. One unanswered question would be, "If there was nothing, then exploded into positive and negative matter, what caused this massive and mysterious disturbance in the universe?"
I have 2 plausible answers to that question. 1. God, or a "Higher Power" created this disturbance, or 2.) Some form of energy or abnormal object must have existed before the matter became. Neither is truely an explanation, just theories without evidence.
How does negative matter and positive matter interact? do that same Newton's Laws apply to them? Do they attract or repulse each other in space? When they touch, do they combine together into nothing? And if so, would they combine into energy, or would they absorb energy in their leave? Does negative matter have negative energy, or do they have the same energy? If different energy, hwo do they react to each others energy? Do magnets still have their effects?
Assuming this theory is true, would one side of the universe be negative? or would there be strange mixes?
I doubt if any real answers will be found in the next 1000 years, but I do hope some scientists take this into consideration as a theory.
the actual theory is that there is positive matter and negative matter, and when the total negative and positive mass is added together, they cancel out to zero. This would go along with the Big Bang Theory. One unanswered question would be, "If there was nothing, then exploded into positive and negative matter, what caused this massive and mysterious disturbance in the universe?"
I have 2 plausible answers to that question. 1. God, or a "Higher Power" created this disturbance, or 2.) Some form of energy or abnormal object must have existed before the matter became. Neither is truely an explanation, just theories without evidence.
How does negative matter and positive matter interact? do that same Newton's Laws apply to them? Do they attract or repulse each other in space? When they touch, do they combine together into nothing? And if so, would they combine into energy, or would they absorb energy in their leave? Does negative matter have negative energy, or do they have the same energy? If different energy, hwo do they react to each others energy? Do magnets still have their effects?
Assuming this theory is true, would one side of the universe be negative? or would there be strange mixes?
I doubt if any real answers will be found in the next 1000 years, but I do hope some scientists take this into consideration as a theory.
Nathan: I was talking to Amber, then we started talking about the Zero Mass Theory, and she immediatly ripped my shirt off and asked me out, I was like "woah! rushing a bit don't you think?"
Jordan: Thats how you started dating her??????11
Jordan: Thats how you started dating her??????11
by Can Not April 4, 2005
Get the Zero Mass Theorymug.