Can Not's definitions

Psuedanato

noun - an emporer or emporess of a Rastafarian Native group or tribe. Usually a "dark" emporer.

I was at the Rastafarian Council meeting, then the Psuedanato came out and threatened to kill me because I wasn't wearing a type of hat!

by Can Not December 28, 2005

holy pantrs

noun - A pair of pants that pertects the wearer(s) from magic, instint death, claims, and telemarketers. Defense against other things are only slightly better than normal pants.

Jarred: I killed Sean!(claim)
Sean: Ahhh!
Mike: You can't do that, Sean is wearing Holy Pantrs!!!!1
Sean: Yay!
Jarred: I shot Sean in the head!(instint kill)
Sean: Ahhh!
Mike: You can't do that, Sean is wearing Holy Pantrs!!!!1
Sean: Yay!
Jarred: I cast a giant fireball on Sean!(magic)
Sean: Ahhh!
Mike: You can't do that, Sean is wearing Holy Pantrs!!!!1
Sean: Yay!
Jarred: I told some guys to sell stuff to Sean over the phone!(telemarketers)
Sean: Ahhh!
Mike: You can't do that, Sean is wearing Holy Pantrs!!!!1
Sean: Yay!
Jarred: I slapped Sean!(other things)
Sean: Oh crap that hurt!

by Can Not March 14, 2005

cattlelate

verb - to process, to preprare for eating, based off the general concept of turning cattle into hamburger.

"Time to cattlelate these cows so we can eat them!"

"I cattlelate PS2s so I can feed them to my Xbox and GameCube!"

"Player Bob was cattlelated by Player Slimey!"

by Can Not March 15, 2005

super clause

noun - some kind of super santa clause. It is very powerful, and yet very mysterious. No one fully understands the true nature of Super Clause. Perhaps it is the transformation that Santa must make in order to survive and perform his christmas job at unreal speeds while being so fat. Or perhaps santa means super, so they are synonyms. No one truely knows.

Jill: "OMG!!!!! Super Clause!"
Hillary: "What the!!!!!!!1 OMG!11 I missed it!"
Fred: "Hillary, you are not as hot as Hillary Duff, so I am dumping you. Again."
Hillary: "DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN!!!!!!!!111"
Moral of this story? Don't redate people who dump you constantly. It's obvious they can't decide, and wil change their minds again and again.

by Can Not July 16, 2008

pedoveeter

noun - a person who takes pleasure in looking at chunky female children.

similar words veeter, veet, eet, eeter, meeter, pedomeeter

Jim: I had no promblem with you being a veeter, but this pedoveeter crap is just nasty.
Goerge: Why do you have to be so harsh?

by Can Not April 9, 2005

veet

verb - to look at a rather chunky women for pleasure.

"Uh, can't talk now Bob, I have some veeting to do."

"Woah, Robbie has some mad veet skillz!"

"Tom saw a rather chunky woman and began to veet at her."

by Can Not March 14, 2005

CD Drive

noun - a computer component. A tray like platform that pops out and holds drinks.

"As I returned from McDonolds, I pressed the button on me CD drive, then put my drink on it."

by Can Not May 2, 2005