Can Not's definitions

holy pantrs

noun - A pair of pants that pertects the wearer(s) from magic, instint death, claims, and telemarketers. Defense against other things are only slightly better than normal pants.

Jarred: I killed Sean!(claim)
Sean: Ahhh!
Mike: You can't do that, Sean is wearing Holy Pantrs!!!!1
Sean: Yay!
Jarred: I shot Sean in the head!(instint kill)
Sean: Ahhh!
Mike: You can't do that, Sean is wearing Holy Pantrs!!!!1
Sean: Yay!
Jarred: I cast a giant fireball on Sean!(magic)
Sean: Ahhh!
Mike: You can't do that, Sean is wearing Holy Pantrs!!!!1
Sean: Yay!
Jarred: I told some guys to sell stuff to Sean over the phone!(telemarketers)
Sean: Ahhh!
Mike: You can't do that, Sean is wearing Holy Pantrs!!!!1
Sean: Yay!
Jarred: I slapped Sean!(other things)
Sean: Oh crap that hurt!

by Can Not March 14, 2005

veet

verb - to look at a rather chunky women for pleasure.

"Uh, can't talk now Bob, I have some veeting to do."

"Woah, Robbie has some mad veet skillz!"

"Tom saw a rather chunky woman and began to veet at her."

by Can Not March 14, 2005

Whipping of the Juggalos

noun - a long time ago, the Catholic Church tricked the followers of ICP and other Juggalos in meeting at a place to become freinds, then mercilessly abuse them. In this event, millions of Juggalos world wide got "whipped". this is a horrible event.

"Historian Jake Peterson will now study the life of the Juggalos during the "Whipping of the Juggalos""

"My grandfather died in the Whipping of the Juggalos."

by Can Not December 28, 2005

tuboyne

noun - an extremely nerdy, usually immature, teachers pet who obsesses over teachers and takes nerd to a whole new level of being highly resistable.

Cathrine Wilson is the biggest tuboyne I know!

by Can Not March 16, 2005

pedoveeter

noun - a person who takes pleasure in looking at chunky female children.

similar words veeter, veet, eet, eeter, meeter, pedomeeter

Jim: I had no promblem with you being a veeter, but this pedoveeter crap is just nasty.
Goerge: Why do you have to be so harsh?

by Can Not April 9, 2005

CD Drive

noun - a computer component. A tray like platform that pops out and holds drinks.

"As I returned from McDonolds, I pressed the button on me CD drive, then put my drink on it."

by Can Not May 2, 2005

DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN

phrase - used when Spiderman is suspected of doing something evil.

Nacho: *sniff*, "I smell fish sticks..DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN!!!"

"Someone has cut my hair too short...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"Is that...an ugly girl? DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"Banana splits...mmmmm...good. WAIT! Its not split evenly! DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"This tuff gangster jacket is too small for me...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"There are no bagels in the fridge...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"I made a D in Social Studies. Now I'm grounded. That last F almost made me fail...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"Polly is trying to call me again...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11 WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU??????11"

by Can Not May 15, 2005