noun - The stage of adolescence in which an powerful individual becomes physiologically incapable of sexual reproduction because of their own overwelming strength. Based on the words Nueter and puberty.
Master Exon was freed from his prison. Sir John said "He is free!" over his cell phone to the Alliance leaders. Master Exon said "Actually, I'm not really a guy anymore."
Sir John replied "Why?"
"I succeeded in nuberty."
"Wow, I didn't think you would be that strong."
Sir John replied "Why?"
"I succeeded in nuberty."
"Wow, I didn't think you would be that strong."
by Can Not July 24, 2008

I was at the Rastafarian Council meeting, then the Psuedanato came out and threatened to kill me because I wasn't wearing a type of hat!
by Can Not December 28, 2005

noun - Used in some Sci-Fi, the Zero Mass Theory is a theory that suggests there is a net total of zero mass in the universe. Although that seems impossible, its the mathematical veiw of the theory.
the actual theory is that there is positive matter and negative matter, and when the total negative and positive mass is added together, they cancel out to zero. This would go along with the Big Bang Theory. One unanswered question would be, "If there was nothing, then exploded into positive and negative matter, what caused this massive and mysterious disturbance in the universe?"
I have 2 plausible answers to that question. 1. God, or a "Higher Power" created this disturbance, or 2.) Some form of energy or abnormal object must have existed before the matter became. Neither is truely an explanation, just theories without evidence.
How does negative matter and positive matter interact? do that same Newton's Laws apply to them? Do they attract or repulse each other in space? When they touch, do they combine together into nothing? And if so, would they combine into energy, or would they absorb energy in their leave? Does negative matter have negative energy, or do they have the same energy? If different energy, hwo do they react to each others energy? Do magnets still have their effects?
Assuming this theory is true, would one side of the universe be negative? or would there be strange mixes?
I doubt if any real answers will be found in the next 1000 years, but I do hope some scientists take this into consideration as a theory.
the actual theory is that there is positive matter and negative matter, and when the total negative and positive mass is added together, they cancel out to zero. This would go along with the Big Bang Theory. One unanswered question would be, "If there was nothing, then exploded into positive and negative matter, what caused this massive and mysterious disturbance in the universe?"
I have 2 plausible answers to that question. 1. God, or a "Higher Power" created this disturbance, or 2.) Some form of energy or abnormal object must have existed before the matter became. Neither is truely an explanation, just theories without evidence.
How does negative matter and positive matter interact? do that same Newton's Laws apply to them? Do they attract or repulse each other in space? When they touch, do they combine together into nothing? And if so, would they combine into energy, or would they absorb energy in their leave? Does negative matter have negative energy, or do they have the same energy? If different energy, hwo do they react to each others energy? Do magnets still have their effects?
Assuming this theory is true, would one side of the universe be negative? or would there be strange mixes?
I doubt if any real answers will be found in the next 1000 years, but I do hope some scientists take this into consideration as a theory.
Nathan: I was talking to Amber, then we started talking about the Zero Mass Theory, and she immediatly ripped my shirt off and asked me out, I was like "woah! rushing a bit don't you think?"
Jordan: Thats how you started dating her??????11
Jordan: Thats how you started dating her??????11
by Can Not April 04, 2005

by Can Not March 14, 2005

noun - A pair of pants that pertects the wearer(s) from magic, instint death, claims, and telemarketers. Defense against other things are only slightly better than normal pants.
Jarred: I killed Sean!(claim)
Sean: Ahhh!
Mike: You can't do that, Sean is wearing Holy Pantrs!!!!1
Sean: Yay!
Jarred: I shot Sean in the head!(instint kill)
Sean: Ahhh!
Mike: You can't do that, Sean is wearing Holy Pantrs!!!!1
Sean: Yay!
Jarred: I cast a giant fireball on Sean!(magic)
Sean: Ahhh!
Mike: You can't do that, Sean is wearing Holy Pantrs!!!!1
Sean: Yay!
Jarred: I told some guys to sell stuff to Sean over the phone!(telemarketers)
Sean: Ahhh!
Mike: You can't do that, Sean is wearing Holy Pantrs!!!!1
Sean: Yay!
Jarred: I slapped Sean!(other things)
Sean: Oh crap that hurt!
Sean: Ahhh!
Mike: You can't do that, Sean is wearing Holy Pantrs!!!!1
Sean: Yay!
Jarred: I shot Sean in the head!(instint kill)
Sean: Ahhh!
Mike: You can't do that, Sean is wearing Holy Pantrs!!!!1
Sean: Yay!
Jarred: I cast a giant fireball on Sean!(magic)
Sean: Ahhh!
Mike: You can't do that, Sean is wearing Holy Pantrs!!!!1
Sean: Yay!
Jarred: I told some guys to sell stuff to Sean over the phone!(telemarketers)
Sean: Ahhh!
Mike: You can't do that, Sean is wearing Holy Pantrs!!!!1
Sean: Yay!
Jarred: I slapped Sean!(other things)
Sean: Oh crap that hurt!
by Can Not March 14, 2005

noun - an alien race - skin color ranges from medium blue to dark blue. Older Cartas are grayish-blue or gray colored. Resembles human in general shape. Has 2 dark blue horns on head, black eyes, and 2 really small dark blue horns on their backs.
Bob Marley: I was walking around today and 3 Cartas jumped out and robbed me!
Ralf: Stupid Aliens...
Ralf: Stupid Aliens...
by Can Not April 07, 2005

noun - a condition of having so much sex during a short period of time that the emotional and physical strain causes damage to your body. Great for a Halo 2 screen name.
"I was driving Earl around after he was drunk at Kristy's house, and he was whining that he might have had sex overload!"
"PlayerA was killed by sex overload!"
"PlayerA was killed by sex overload!"
by Can Not August 08, 2005
