Can Not's definitions

after speak

noun - a talking disorder inwhich the person with the disorder continues to make noises and broken syllables after finishing his sentance. Usually this is annoying as hell.

Buzack: Hey guys I'm going to the mall!!all la all ul lu la
Jery: Dude stop with the after speak!

by Can Not December 28, 2005

CD Drive

noun - a computer component. A tray like platform that pops out and holds drinks.

"As I returned from McDonolds, I pressed the button on me CD drive, then put my drink on it."

by Can Not May 2, 2005

eet

verb - to take pleasure in looking at chunky objects. see veet veeter meeter teeter teet for more specific terms

Joe wasn't very poxilion, so he relied on his favorite pass-time of eeting to find himself hobbies, and eventually, a mate.

by Can Not April 5, 2005

tuboyne

noun - an extremely nerdy, usually immature, teachers pet who obsesses over teachers and takes nerd to a whole new level of being highly resistable.

Cathrine Wilson is the biggest tuboyne I know!

by Can Not March 16, 2005

paininite

noun - the solid or physical form of pain.

"Bill smaking me with a huge peice of steel causes paininite upon my face."

"Being dumped by that extremely poxilion woman does not induce painite."

by Can Not April 23, 2005

rotor

noun - a guy who is willing to go out with almost any girl. Sometimes a veeter.(someone who veets) rotors are not always desperate, but they are too willing.

Phillip Noble was utterly willing to go out with all those digusting girls.

Sean is not a rotor because he will only be willing to go out with Asia.

by Can Not March 15, 2005

super clause

noun - some kind of super santa clause. It is very powerful, and yet very mysterious. No one fully understands the true nature of Super Clause. Perhaps it is the transformation that Santa must make in order to survive and perform his christmas job at unreal speeds while being so fat. Or perhaps santa means super, so they are synonyms. No one truely knows.

Jill: "OMG!!!!! Super Clause!"
Hillary: "What the!!!!!!!1 OMG!11 I missed it!"
Fred: "Hillary, you are not as hot as Hillary Duff, so I am dumping you. Again."
Hillary: "DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN!!!!!!!!111"
Moral of this story? Don't redate people who dump you constantly. It's obvious they can't decide, and wil change their minds again and again.

by Can Not July 16, 2008