Can Not's definitions

super clause

noun - some kind of super santa clause. It is very powerful, and yet very mysterious. No one fully understands the true nature of Super Clause. Perhaps it is the transformation that Santa must make in order to survive and perform his christmas job at unreal speeds while being so fat. Or perhaps santa means super, so they are synonyms. No one truely knows.

Jill: "OMG!!!!! Super Clause!"
Hillary: "What the!!!!!!!1 OMG!11 I missed it!"
Fred: "Hillary, you are not as hot as Hillary Duff, so I am dumping you. Again."
Hillary: "DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN!!!!!!!!111"
Moral of this story? Don't redate people who dump you constantly. It's obvious they can't decide, and wil change their minds again and again.

by Can Not July 16, 2008

holy pantrs

noun - A pair of pants that pertects the wearer(s) from magic, instint death, claims, and telemarketers. Defense against other things are only slightly better than normal pants.

Jarred: I killed Sean!(claim)
Sean: Ahhh!
Mike: You can't do that, Sean is wearing Holy Pantrs!!!!1
Sean: Yay!
Jarred: I shot Sean in the head!(instint kill)
Sean: Ahhh!
Mike: You can't do that, Sean is wearing Holy Pantrs!!!!1
Sean: Yay!
Jarred: I cast a giant fireball on Sean!(magic)
Sean: Ahhh!
Mike: You can't do that, Sean is wearing Holy Pantrs!!!!1
Sean: Yay!
Jarred: I told some guys to sell stuff to Sean over the phone!(telemarketers)
Sean: Ahhh!
Mike: You can't do that, Sean is wearing Holy Pantrs!!!!1
Sean: Yay!
Jarred: I slapped Sean!(other things)
Sean: Oh crap that hurt!

by Can Not March 14, 2005

Psuedanato

noun - an emporer or emporess of a Rastafarian Native group or tribe. Usually a "dark" emporer.

I was at the Rastafarian Council meeting, then the Psuedanato came out and threatened to kill me because I wasn't wearing a type of hat!

by Can Not December 28, 2005

Nuberty

noun - The stage of adolescence in which an powerful individual becomes physiologically incapable of sexual reproduction because of their own overwelming strength. Based on the words Nueter and puberty.

Master Exon was freed from his prison. Sir John said "He is free!" over his cell phone to the Alliance leaders. Master Exon said "Actually, I'm not really a guy anymore."
Sir John replied "Why?"
"I succeeded in nuberty."
"Wow, I didn't think you would be that strong."

by Can Not July 24, 2008

cattlelate

verb - to process, to preprare for eating, based off the general concept of turning cattle into hamburger.

"Time to cattlelate these cows so we can eat them!"

"I cattlelate PS2s so I can feed them to my Xbox and GameCube!"

"Player Bob was cattlelated by Player Slimey!"

by Can Not March 15, 2005

veet

verb - to look at a rather chunky women for pleasure.

"Uh, can't talk now Bob, I have some veeting to do."

"Woah, Robbie has some mad veet skillz!"

"Tom saw a rather chunky woman and began to veet at her."

by Can Not March 14, 2005

Whipping of the Juggalos

noun - a long time ago, the Catholic Church tricked the followers of ICP and other Juggalos in meeting at a place to become freinds, then mercilessly abuse them. In this event, millions of Juggalos world wide got "whipped". this is a horrible event.

"Historian Jake Peterson will now study the life of the Juggalos during the "Whipping of the Juggalos""

"My grandfather died in the Whipping of the Juggalos."

by Can Not December 28, 2005