Can Not's definitions

carta

noun - an alien race - skin color ranges from medium blue to dark blue. Older Cartas are grayish-blue or gray colored. Resembles human in general shape. Has 2 dark blue horns on head, black eyes, and 2 really small dark blue horns on their backs.

Bob Marley: I was walking around today and 3 Cartas jumped out and robbed me!
Ralf: Stupid Aliens...

by Can Not April 7, 2005

veeter

noun - One who takes pleasure in looking at rather chunky women.

"Sean, you silly veeter, quit looking at that chunky woman!"

"Look, that veeter is looking at that girl named Pope!"

by Can Not March 14, 2005

paper crane

noun - a bird like object made of paper.

While his foe was picking his nose, Arcojidusitiua tried to fold a paper crane BLIND FOLDED!!! woah, what a veeter

by Can Not April 5, 2005

condijuride

1. verb - to own happily

2. noun (condijury)- happy ownage being happy that you owned.

1. I condijuride the enemy with my 0MG m4d leet skillz(superiorness).

2. I utterly ownd the enemy with eternal condijury.

by Can Not March 15, 2005

gift taker

noun - a person who takes gifts that were given or meant to be given to someone else.

Nacho: "Jim just took your gift, Karen! What a gift taker!"
Karen: "DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN!!!!!11"

by Can Not June 14, 2005

flamingoed

A rather "interesting" and "intense" way of claiming dominance over your enemy.

Bob: Oh no!!!! We are playing a game! I am losign!
John: OMG I will win!
*bob looses*
John: You just got flamingoed!!!
Jane: John your so hot you just flamingoed him!

by Can Not March 14, 2005

secrew

verb - to screw with a crew - having a group of people or organizations work together to mess-up or "check-mate" a different organization or group of people.

"The European Union wants to secrew us by taking over the Middle East's oil recources. We must invade Iraq, take Saddam off the thrown, and prevent the enemy from secrewing over economy. Oh, by the way, I think Saddam does bad things."

by Can Not July 1, 2005