Definitions by Can Not
Nuberty
noun - The stage of adolescence in which an powerful individual becomes physiologically incapable of sexual reproduction because of their own overwelming strength. Based on the words Nueter and puberty.
Master Exon was freed from his prison. Sir John said "He is free!" over his cell phone to the Alliance leaders. Master Exon said "Actually, I'm not really a guy anymore."
Sir John replied "Why?"
"I succeeded in nuberty."
"Wow, I didn't think you would be that strong."
Sir John replied "Why?"
"I succeeded in nuberty."
"Wow, I didn't think you would be that strong."
Nuberty
noun - The stage of adolescence in which an powerful individual becomes physiologically incapable of sexual reproduction because of their own overwelming strength.
Master Exon was freed from his prison. Sir John said "He is free!" over his cell phone to the Alliance leaders. Master Exon said "Actually, I'm not really a guy anymore."
Sir John replied "Why?"
"I succeeded in nuberty."
"Wow, I didn't think you would be that strong."
Sir John replied "Why?"
"I succeeded in nuberty."
"Wow, I didn't think you would be that strong."
super clause
noun - some kind of super santa clause. It is very powerful, and yet very mysterious. No one fully understands the true nature of Super Clause. Perhaps it is the transformation that Santa must make in order to survive and perform his christmas job at unreal speeds while being so fat. Or perhaps santa means super, so they are synonyms. No one truely knows.
Jill: "OMG!!!!! Super Clause!"
Hillary: "What the!!!!!!!1 OMG!11 I missed it!"
Fred: "Hillary, you are not as hot as Hillary Duff, so I am dumping you. Again."
Hillary: "DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN!!!!!!!!111"
Moral of this story? Don't redate people who dump you constantly. It's obvious they can't decide, and wil change their minds again and again.
Hillary: "What the!!!!!!!1 OMG!11 I missed it!"
Fred: "Hillary, you are not as hot as Hillary Duff, so I am dumping you. Again."
Hillary: "DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN!!!!!!!!111"
Moral of this story? Don't redate people who dump you constantly. It's obvious they can't decide, and wil change their minds again and again.
super clause by Can Not July 16, 2008
Adolf Churchill
noun - the name of a person who has the first name of Adolf Hitler and the last name of Winston Churchill. They were enemies in WWII. Churchill has an electric statue. It is electric to keep the birds off.
Samantha: "Let us kill Adolf Churchill! He is a Nazi!"
Faith: "No! He is also half British!"
Samantha: "He is also sooooo cute! I love blondes!"
Faith: "Samantha, your black."
Samantha: "So now your gettinng all racist on me???1 DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN!!!!!!11"
Faith: "No! He is also half British!"
Samantha: "He is also sooooo cute! I love blondes!"
Faith: "Samantha, your black."
Samantha: "So now your gettinng all racist on me???1 DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN!!!!!!11"
Adolf Churchill by Can Not July 15, 2008
Psuedanato
I was at the Rastafarian Council meeting, then the Psuedanato came out and threatened to kill me because I wasn't wearing a type of hat!
Psuedanato by Can Not December 28, 2005
after speak
noun - a talking disorder inwhich the person with the disorder continues to make noises and broken syllables after finishing his sentance. Usually this is annoying as hell.
after speak by Can Not December 28, 2005
Whipping of the Juggalos
noun - a long time ago, the Catholic Church tricked the followers of ICP and other Juggalos in meeting at a place to become freinds, then mercilessly abuse them. In this event, millions of Juggalos world wide got "whipped". this is a horrible event.
"Historian Jake Peterson will now study the life of the Juggalos during the "Whipping of the Juggalos""
"My grandfather died in the Whipping of the Juggalos."
"My grandfather died in the Whipping of the Juggalos."
Whipping of the Juggalos by Can Not December 28, 2005