CaRL's definitions

upside

Preposition. Depending on context, can mean "in," "directly above," "on," etc.

Leroy, you best stop frontin' 'fo I bust a cap upside yo ass!

We was done shook down for crack, an' they had The Man all upside dis joint!

by Carl October 26, 2003

horse cock

A penis in the size, shape, and stature, such as that of a horse's

Brett has a horsecock; it's the biggest dick I've ever seen

by carl June 10, 2002

Microsfot

microsfot is a common typo of Microsoft

microsfot suxs ass

by Carl May 12, 2003

a "J"

another word for joint

Yo wigga lets go smoke that "J" or i'll kizzle your ass mofo!

by Carl May 13, 2005

choda dolphin

an individual who uses one's tongue to stimulate another's choda, and mimicing
the swimming patterns of a dolphin. (dolpineus comlineus)

Man, did you see that? he had crazy skill on that guys choda; he must have studied at university of choda dolphining.

by carl September 20, 2003

credit card hippie

Someone who calls themselves a hippie, because they listen to "hippie music," and pretend to go by the hippie values such as peace and open mindness, but really they gossip about people just as much as the regular "prep" and they spend just as much money on their clothes which is pure irony. Credit Card hippies smoke pot which makes them think they're even more "hippie-ish," but while they're high they go out and steal stuff and talk about people. It doesn't take much to be categorized as a "hippie" and even if you do stuff for your community, being mean still definetly doesn't cut it.

"Hey,like how ugly are those girls clothes."
"I know who does she think she is."
"I know gosh, well I'm off to the recycling club meeting"

by Carl April 4, 2005

bo-jangle'n

when , while playing hackey sack... someone hogs the sack just to show off like a prick....

john was being a dick bo-jangle'n so much...

by Carl February 8, 2005