"i had intercourse with my lawn mower, best 2 minates of my life.. unfortunatly i now have minced jiblets."
by Carl November 22, 2004
a question asked by one person to another, in reference to a third party, inquring if they would like to have sex with the person in question
by carl May 20, 2003
by Carl February 12, 2004
A Pikey is a 'mush' (often pronounced 'mish') that can be found stealing and selling alloys often for use on Esorts or Fiesta's. Similar to Towney scum (who wear socks tucked into their kappa tracksuit trousers...), only with a different (strained) accent. Phrases may include: 'Go-on look, mish', 'Batastoosis', Blood Cunt, Curry Cunt and Chored, etc...
"I'll ave yr eyes out u curry bastad! Give me dem alloys mish b4 i ram me transit into yr caravan..."
by Carl June 08, 2004
by Carl February 08, 2005
by Carl May 22, 2003
an individual who uses one's tongue to stimulate another's choda, and mimicing
the swimming patterns of a dolphin. (dolpineus comlineus)
the swimming patterns of a dolphin. (dolpineus comlineus)
Man, did you see that? he had crazy skill on that guys choda; he must have studied at university of choda dolphining.
by carl September 20, 2003