CaRL's definitions

bodonkadonk

A big thick bootyliscious grabtastic
ass, mainly on african american women, although - there are plenty of white skittles that have Badonkadonks.

"Damn T, That hoe got one slamin' badonkadonk" "Thats Right, My Dear Friend, She does, and I've 'hit that shizznit with my dangla many times'

by Carl August 27, 2003

bliss

1) A song written by muse...bloody great song, great band too.

2) Happyness, ecstasy and feeling good..see muse for a song called "feeling good" also.

3) The name for a wallpaper on windows xp. The most interesting image made by microsoft.

Give me all the peace and joy in your mind.

by Carl November 24, 2003

skock a cock

verb: the ability for a person to put another person's penis amd testicles into their mouth at the same time.

Keep forcing it in there until you teach that bitch how to skock a cock

by Carl February 6, 2004

Uringer

A uringer is when a girl sticks her hand way up a guy's butt and gives him a handjob from the inside.

Mary made Chris turn around and bend over and quickly proceeded to give him a uringer that he would remember forever.

by carl March 11, 2005

web site

on-line porn

Hey you must see this website.

by carl July 30, 2003

Blue Screen Of Death

Microsoft's most successful program

"At microsoft, we are running out of money, so we will now charge you for the blue screen of death"

by Carl November 20, 2003

credit card hippie

Someone who calls themselves a hippie, because they listen to "hippie music," and pretend to go by the hippie values such as peace and open mindness, but really they gossip about people just as much as the regular "prep" and they spend just as much money on their clothes which is pure irony. Credit Card hippies smoke pot which makes them think they're even more "hippie-ish," but while they're high they go out and steal stuff and talk about people. It doesn't take much to be categorized as a "hippie" and even if you do stuff for your community, being mean still definetly doesn't cut it.

"Hey,like how ugly are those girls clothes."
"I know who does she think she is."
"I know gosh, well I'm off to the recycling club meeting"

by Carl April 4, 2005