CTU_FieldAgent200's definitions

Klonopin

Klonopin is a benzodiazepine used for anxiety and other disorders. I take it for chronic insomnia related to mild anxiety and severe muscle tension. Its considered to be a pretty potent benzo amongst its relatives (valium, xanax, ativan, etc.) not only that but its much longer acting. Think Xanax but less "high" and more duration. Taken at regular doses in a benzo naive person 0.25-0.5mg you'll feel relaxed and sedated and sleep will be quite blissful if you've never used benzos. Taken in higher doses you'll probably pass out and forget a bunch of shit which is not cool (see Xanax horror stories) but since its nearly impossible to overdose on when taken alone there are plenty of idiots out there that pop benzos and go on binges only to learn of the weird shit they did while on it....

After a long hard day at school, practice and work Klonopin gives me the peace of mind of solid 7-8 hours of sleep with relaxation the next day!

by CTU_FieldAgent200 July 10, 2011

BRUTAINE

Slang in the medical community for a so called sedation "protocol" or lack there of. Usually used when referring to combative/non-compliant patients, it consists of getting as many nurses as possible and/or possible large male nurses that usually don't speak much English but can squat 450lbs and bench 350lbs. If done correctly BRUTAINE does not require a HAM sandwich (Haldol-Ativan-Morphine) or any sort of drugs however if you get some really crazy people you might have to hit them pretty hard with something cruel like 100mg of chlorpromazine (aka the over used anti-psychotic of the 60's!!).

Nurse Annie: Doctor! Doctor! The patient is hitting/biting/being a pain in the ass and won't calm down! Help!

Doctor Smith: Did someone request an order for some BRUTAINE?!!!! *Gets out Rx pad* Nurse Vladimir go help Nurse Annie before I get wild and finish this order for 15mg of Versed to sedate that crazy GOMER that's been sitting here for weeks.

Nurse Vladimir: Yes Doctor /Russian accent. *Proceeds to overhead press patient then forcefully straps him into restraints in his bed*

by CTU_FieldAgent200 July 2, 2011

swamp ass

When after sitting on something for a long time while working up a sweat or working up a sweat in general your ass sweats to a rediculous amount to the point where your underwear/boxers stick to your ass. Often accompanied by a funny walk.

After playing handball in gym nate had very bad swamp ass.
Logan: nate why are your pants still down hurry up we can't be late to class
Anthony: I recon he has dat dar swamp ass
Nate: airing my ass out, feels good man
Logan: yup I got it too. Sucks

by CTU_FieldAgent200 December 8, 2009

Woman time

20 mins in man time is approximately 1:25 hours in woman time. This definition is applicable when a woman (whether it be your mother, wife, girlfriend, female adequatence) claims she will be going somewhere (usually the store JUST to grab milk or to the pharmacy JUST to grab one thing) is gone for much longer than they told you. Woman think men do this but in reality it is them who do this. Usually their excuse is they "ran into someone" that they haven't seen in ages or that their was some deal at target or old navy, usually some shit like that.

Mom: Ill be gone for like 10 mins don't call me
*1:15 hour later*
Kid: Mom where you?!
*thinks* God damn woman time.

by CTU_FieldAgent200 May 16, 2010

conscience

1. Something that can get in the way of copious amounts debauchery and general fun. It can also prevent you from doing even moderately moral activities.

2. Something that can be easily turned off with some xanax.

1. Damn I was going to pick up that hot sophomore, go to the party, roll then make out with t3h wimmenz but my conscience instantly projected a picture of my mom calling me a druggie pedophile and threatening to take everything I own away.

2. I need to cheat on this test because I don't give a shit about spanish and the American school system doesn't test for critical think instead of bullshit languages and courses I'll never use (or want to for the matter) in my set in stone career...let me go ahead and just turn that conscience off *pops an entire xanax bar*

by CTU_FieldAgent200 January 9, 2011

ambien

A sleep aid that will fuck you up. Basically if you take it and don't go to bed your accross from a clingy drunk and retard. Also judgement is severely impaired, take one but hide the bottle because taking two extra always seams like a great idea under the influence. Makes you regret things the next day like wandering the house aimlously looking to annoy your parents with your new found legal intoxication.

Influenced author: Ambien is bad ass and I suggest you try it along wit xanax (not at the same time).

by CTU_FieldAgent200 June 10, 2010

Ain't nothing but a thang

-A phrase used when a bro is blue balled or upset over a girl. The "thang" being the girl and the "nothing" part showing the insignificance. I suggest you use whenever a broski is down as its chill, down to earth and kewl.

Tim: Boo hoo hoo!

John: Whats the matter broski you look upset?!!!
Tim: My girlfriend left me for my best friend after blue balling me.
John: Dang that sucks broski but in the end it ain't nothing but a thang.....
Tim: *Immediately feels better* Yeah your right...brb fucking bitches and getting money.

As you can see the statement is very useful.

by CTU_FieldAgent200 December 27, 2010