CORNHOLIO's definitions

Irish twins

Children, born in succession within one year

They were like rabbits. Now their Irish twins are six and seven.

by cornholio October 16, 2003

eeyazow talk

A form of Pig Latin.

In Eeyazow talk, "when in the course of human events" becomes "weeyazen eeyazin theeazee keeyazorce eeyazuv heeyazyuman eeyazavents".

by Cornholio November 3, 2003

Deuce

A drunk driving charge, in California.

He got charged with a deuce but pled it down to a reckless.

by Cornholio October 19, 2003

butt-crack

Cleavage between the glutei maximi; the Anal Valley

With the new navel-revealing fashions, teeny boppers have to wax their butt-cracks as well as their bushes

by cornholio October 6, 2003

ankle-biter

A little kid; a rug rat.

Only ankle-biters like Barney; everyone else wants to barbecue him.

by Cornholio October 31, 2003

petting

Phrase used in old-fashioned teen sex manuals for foreplay without intercourse.

They used to engage in heavy petting down at Lovers' Lane.

by Cornholio November 3, 2003

weenie waver

Flasher; flag waver; one who engages in indecent exposure

The little weenie waver pleaded guilty and got six months.

by Cornholio October 31, 2003